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Old 7th Apr 2020, 17:04
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Ah .... that's where Prince Andrew got to....
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Right lads pop it in the sea then we can sail round for a while, turn on the cameras and pick them up. Everyone will think Apollo 11 was a resounding success.
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Early trials by Virgin Atlantic suggested their project might lack passenger appeal. And a lot more.
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Well this will be interesting when they explain where they got the McDonalds from
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Might need to look at the F-111 crew escape module. Don't think they are compatible
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Mexican drug runners get creative with getting Canabis to the US
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Yung Fat Won is pleased to assist his friend President Trump when the capsule lands off course in his duck pond
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# Three wheels on my waggon, and I’m still rolling along ... #
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“These illegal immigrants will try anything these days”

... or has that card already been played?
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“Nearly there, lads. Septic Tank Crew ... stand by ... “
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muffled voice ... “What’s Covid-19? This is 1970!! Is that the Spanish Flu? How long have we been up there?”
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Journalists find the Scottish Chief Health Advisor again.
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President Trump eventually grasps that he too could get ill and embraces self-isolation with a six month trip to space, but eventually he has to come down to earth with a bump.
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Nice try Mr Holland, but back to the drawing board
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At the top of Niagra Falls Hoskins gets ready for his next death defying attempt to get in the Guiness Book Of World Records
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..and Captain, we put the washing and liguid in here, tow it behind the ship for 3 hours and we get Tropical Whites
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"Open the Pod bay doors HAL please "
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"Did I leave the Rover lights on?"
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