Why Nobody Likes RAF Police
Having been a frequent traveller through the Port Talbot area, I wouldn't have thought that a sniffer dog would be able to smell anything apart from the heavy polution there.
Maybe thats's why we ain't caught Osram Bed Linen yet!.
How many RAFP does it take to change a light bulb....
None... Maybe when they finish grilling it about why it blew without their permission, they may call out the duty electrician. (and their good buddy LAC/ASAC/ACPL(U) Pratt, with his speed gun to make sure the electrician only does 20mph)
Maybe thats's why we ain't caught Osram Bed Linen yet!.
How many RAFP does it take to change a light bulb....
None... Maybe when they finish grilling it about why it blew without their permission, they may call out the duty electrician. (and their good buddy LAC/ASAC/ACPL(U) Pratt, with his speed gun to make sure the electrician only does 20mph)
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Originally Posted by Skeleton
My take....
Why can't you do the gate. Its your job, your nor Inspector Wexford. Instead of picking up the man on the gate who gets paid double what you do for breathing in the wrong direction, or the poor bugger who drives round the peri track at 32 in a 25 on a saturday, why not be secure.
Oh i forgot your lords and masters have told you your important.
Your not.
Why can't you do the gate. Its your job, your nor Inspector Wexford. Instead of picking up the man on the gate who gets paid double what you do for breathing in the wrong direction, or the poor bugger who drives round the peri track at 32 in a 25 on a saturday, why not be secure.
Oh i forgot your lords and masters have told you your important.
Your not.
'Instead of picking up the man on the gate...for breathing in the wrong direction..' - pissed aircrew on their way to fly again? I thought those days had long gone...
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Originally Posted by Maple 01
So in reality all snowdrops are much smarter that the real airforce and do so much better out?
Like the dog handler done for 'cruelty to an animal' and 'unlawful sexual practices' - could you find out what he's doing now? I'd like to see his post service CV
ACAB
Like the dog handler done for 'cruelty to an animal' and 'unlawful sexual practices' - could you find out what he's doing now? I'd like to see his post service CV
ACAB
So come on then Mr AAAAAATC - give us some of the post-RAF success stories of those people in elevated greenhouses - or maybe just detail the back catalogue of crashes / near misses that your people have engineered at the expense of those that should legitimately be voicing the rumours to be countered by us Plod.
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I do believe I've got a bite - what did happen to that dog handler I Sp[r]y?
Wasn't Gerry Anderson ATC? I know Johnny Ball was, sadly I wasn’t.
You’d have thought you could have done better than just reading my profile which may, or may not be wholly accurate without checking further, but regrettably it’s a fair indication of the investigative techniques of the RAFP
To give you a clue – I used to associate with the people that gave us Geoffrey Prime – let’s not forget he subsequently made Major in the KGB – though I never spoke Russian or did the wiggly amps bit, perhaps the TAC int bit is a giveaway?
You mean like a typical Copper's written statement?
It has been my experience that the spelling Nazi rears it's ugly head when someone is losing an argument - so full marks for spelling, but several thousand away for trying to play the edukation card!
Wasn't Gerry Anderson ATC? I know Johnny Ball was, sadly I wasn’t.
You’d have thought you could have done better than just reading my profile which may, or may not be wholly accurate without checking further, but regrettably it’s a fair indication of the investigative techniques of the RAFP
To give you a clue – I used to associate with the people that gave us Geoffrey Prime – let’s not forget he subsequently made Major in the KGB – though I never spoke Russian or did the wiggly amps bit, perhaps the TAC int bit is a giveaway?
Punctuation, grammar and spelling mistakes in every sentence
It has been my experience that the spelling Nazi rears it's ugly head when someone is losing an argument - so full marks for spelling, but several thousand away for trying to play the edukation card!
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Ah yes, Geoffrey Prime, the chap with many of the identical characteristics and traits to his former colleage, Chf Tech Britain, who after his long holiday at HM's pleasure was elevated / promoted to the lofty and highly responsible position of porter at Grantham railway station.
These two traitors were only posted into their RAF jobs because the commissioned officers supervising them declared that they were splendid chaps, loyal, hard working, honest, absolute integrity, completely trustworthy, etc, etc, etc. (gawd! I feel sick!)
With those sorts of glowing reports, who on earth could possibly deny them the 'necessary chit' to work in the places from where they subsequently sold their country's safety and security?
How many more officers in the RAF are appallingly poor at judging / assessing the staff under their command?
Quite a lot, I think, judging by some of the comments posted by some people on this forum.
These two traitors were only posted into their RAF jobs because the commissioned officers supervising them declared that they were splendid chaps, loyal, hard working, honest, absolute integrity, completely trustworthy, etc, etc, etc. (gawd! I feel sick!)
With those sorts of glowing reports, who on earth could possibly deny them the 'necessary chit' to work in the places from where they subsequently sold their country's safety and security?
How many more officers in the RAF are appallingly poor at judging / assessing the staff under their command?
Quite a lot, I think, judging by some of the comments posted by some people on this forum.
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Originally Posted by Shjustme
How many more officers in the RAF are appallingly poor at judging / assessing the staff under their command?
Quite a lot, I think, judging by some of the comments posted by some people on this forum.
Quite a lot, I think, judging by some of the comments posted by some people on this forum.
I await with interest the slightly over eloquent (covering for something) replies.
It must grudgingly be said that Shjustme and I sp[r]y are battling bravely in the face of overwhelming odds. We wouldn't have won the Battle of Britain without that sort of spirit! 
And no, I didn't like snowdrops or their odious SIB colleagues in my blue battledress days.
And no, I didn't like snowdrops or their odious SIB colleagues in my blue battledress days.
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With those sorts of glowing reports, who on earth could possibly deny them the 'necessary chit' to work in the places from where they subsequently sold their country's safety and security?
Chf Tech Britain, what was the story with him?
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Originally Posted by Skeleton
I Sp[r]y - With my spelling I would be an ideal choice for Policeman, then again I have a brain and a sense of humanity so maybe not.
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Originally Posted by Maple 01
You’d have thought you could have done better than just reading my profile which may, or may not be wholly accurate without checking further, but regrettably it’s a fair indication of the investigative techniques of the RAFP
Originally Posted by Maple 01
...perhaps the TAC int bit is a giveaway?
Originally Posted by Maple 01
It has been my experience that the spelling Nazi rears it's ugly head when someone is losing an argument
LOL Whose Brian? A Snail maybe and I am not getting into Maple's cupboard for anyone!TAC Int Bloke
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With your investigative skills you must have been part of the P&SS team that missed for years the fact that Werner Muttz (PA to Station Commander at Gatow) was a Stazi agent - but hey! Counter Sy is perhaps best left to someone better equiped mentally? - Like the kids from Gatow first school.
LOL! It's a fair cop - when I wrote my profile back in 2002 I was all set for a new and glittering career with NATS - it didn't quite work out like that and I have been unable to edit it since - no one knows why. I have explained that several times, but as you're the new kid on the block I'll forgive you this once – never assume, check old boy ! They (hopefully) taught you that at Newton - they did, didn't they? I notice you haven't even given the sligest hint about yourself on your profile - something to do with balls I believe you said?
Following your detective skills and going off what little information you name give us I assume you spent your time inventing the old 'spry crisp and dry' ad from the 1980s - no? A copper and not heard of TAC int? - figures, almost as bright as the one that couldn't handle manifold combination changes and used to get me to do it!
Have you put the spelling Nazi to bed now and are perhaps a little embarrassed for trying that old chestnut? - never mind mate, I'm sure no-one will see through your bluster
OK - so you don't have the balls to accurately represent yourself
Following your detective skills and going off what little information you name give us I assume you spent your time inventing the old 'spry crisp and dry' ad from the 1980s - no? A copper and not heard of TAC int? - figures, almost as bright as the one that couldn't handle manifold combination changes and used to get me to do it!
Have you put the spelling Nazi to bed now and are perhaps a little embarrassed for trying that old chestnut? - never mind mate, I'm sure no-one will see through your bluster
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Originally Posted by Comrade Mable 01
With your investigative skills you must have been part of the P&SS team that missed for years the fact that Werner Muttz (PA to Station Commander at Gatow) was a Stazi agent - but hey! Counter Sy is perhaps best left to someone else? - Like the kids from Gatow first school.
Following your detective skills I assume you spent your time inventing the old 'spry crisp and dry' ad from the 1980s - no? A copper and not heard of TAC int? - figures, almost as bright as the one that couldn't handle manifold combination changes and used to get me to do it!
Have you put the spelling Nazi to bed now and are perhaps a little embarrassed for trying that old chestnut? - never mind mate, I'm sure no-one will see through your bluster
Following your detective skills I assume you spent your time inventing the old 'spry crisp and dry' ad from the 1980s - no? A copper and not heard of TAC int? - figures, almost as bright as the one that couldn't handle manifold combination changes and used to get me to do it!
Have you put the spelling Nazi to bed now and are perhaps a little embarrassed for trying that old chestnut? - never mind mate, I'm sure no-one will see through your bluster
As to my profile - well again, I told you exactly what I do if you look on page 11 of this thread.
(PS Mable - I happen to have read the unedited rant you originally made at 0554 hrs before you tried to inject a little humour to it !!!)
Anyhow - enough of this - any real pilots about in here?
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Kids hu? Sorry, thought you were an adult
PS Mable - I happen to have read the unedited rant you originally made at 0554 hrs before you tried to inject a little humour to it !!!)
As the great social commentator Rick once said
The People's Poem (Flood)
What do you think you're doing, pig?
Do you really give a fig, pig?
And what's your favourite sort of gig, pig?
Barry Manilow
Or the black and white minstrel show?
What do you think you're doing, pig?
Do you really give a fig, pig?
And what's your favourite sort of gig, pig?
Barry Manilow
Or the black and white minstrel show?
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Just to reiterate, we really don't give a monkeys what you plodders do after because your life has already been wasted playing with speed guns and dogs! Just tell a chick you were a plod, she will NOT be impressed. Tell them you were and probably still are a pilot, game on!!
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Oxygen thieves and 
Kn*bs.
How anybody could suffer 17 years as a plastic scuffer is beyond me!
You can bang on all day Sp[r]y, we'll still loathe you at the end of it...
Kn*bs.How anybody could suffer 17 years as a plastic scuffer is beyond me!
You can bang on all day Sp[r]y, we'll still loathe you at the end of it...
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Hey green slime boy. (you call yourself a bloke?!! - FREAK)
Full marks to you for trying to write clever replies, but as usual, full of your own self importance. I refer you to your remarks in post 226 "playing the education card". Remind yourself of what you wrote in post 85!! You're in danger of disappearing up your own ars le!!
You've left the mob , now let it go, stop clinging on to what you had or is this all you've got? "Nurse, it's time to empty his bag!" (this also applies to the rest of you sand baggers!!)
Full marks to you for trying to write clever replies, but as usual, full of your own self importance. I refer you to your remarks in post 226 "playing the education card". Remind yourself of what you wrote in post 85!! You're in danger of disappearing up your own ars
le!! You've left the mob , now let it go, stop clinging on to what you had or is this all you've got? "Nurse, it's time to empty his bag!" (this also applies to the rest of you sand baggers!!)