Caption competition

[jwcook]

Its called an R2D2 and according to BAESYSTEMS it is the droid the Empire is seeking..... I'll just ring Lord Vader.

or

Embarrassingly their map reading skill were quite rusty, none of them could name any of the oddly rectangular islands.

or

Latency was still an issue......"Its a bit late on the readout Hoskins"

[Pontius Navigator]

Well I asked it the question but the voice recognition system is taking too long.

[Danny42C]

"I told you we should have gone over to BTInfinity !"

[Fluffy Bunny]

All we did was ask it how many VSO's does it take to change a lightbulb...

[Danny42C]

"One - he holds the bulb up and the world rotates round him"

[Flap Track 6]

Yes, very funny Group Captain, but if my office door is not back by close of play today, you'll be busted back to Pilot Officer and your next posting will be as our man in Ulan Bator!

[Wensleydale]

It does not meet the requirement because it doesn't go "Bing" when the light goes on! Scrap it and order a new one - it only cost an extra £20m after all.

[Danny42C]

"We've got the Three Bears - how about Goldilocks ?"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Right, I've finally got through to the service department. Now, what happened again? You say we got the two cokes but the Fanta didn't come out and it kept the coins?

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

What's got 6 wings and no idea?

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

I can't tell the PM that all it said was 42!

[airpolice]

The chap on the 'phone is quite insistent. He says that if you stare at it long enough you will see the face of Christ appearing!

[jwcook]

"Open the Door BAE HAL"
"Sorry Dazza, I cannae do it"

[Buster Hyman]

I'll pick door number one thanks Larry.

[Pontius]

"This Naughty Words-O-Meter is rubbish. At least I can spell BOOBS on my calculator"

Or

"I know it's been a long day Group Captain but Kirk says stand forward a bit more under the panel and he'll tele transport you in a jiffy"

[Danny42C]

"Let's pull the battery out and put it back - that often works !"

[Wensleydale]

That was my bookmaker on the phone - he says that it is not that sort of Tote.

[Wensleydale]

The boffins have come up with this meetings translator. For example, if you enter "Stovepipe" here it then gives you the English meaning over there.

[NutLoose]

"I know it's supposed to generate operation and exercise names, but do you think operation big t*ts is in keeping with a modern military force?"

[NutLoose]

"It's to keep us higher ranks fit, I've just been on the phone to Group Captain Vordeman to get her to come over and show us it working "