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Old 21st Jan 2014, 20:55
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Eeh well I never! Thanks awfully!

Here we go then. PC's been knackered for a while (child +soft drink+laptop =££) so I hope it hasn't been on before.



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Old 21st Jan 2014, 20:56
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Trick or Treat...................
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Old 21st Jan 2014, 21:08
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"OK, he got to play with my gun, now can I play with those boobs for a bit?"
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Old 21st Jan 2014, 21:16
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Kim Jong-un's first trip to Helsinki.

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If the Officers saw this, the Corporal realised he'd be Finnish in the Army...

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"Mister. Do you mind if I take this to school with me?"
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Old 21st Jan 2014, 22:01
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Scoped Rifles were Cool....but Mom's pair of .38's was way Cool!
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Old 21st Jan 2014, 22:10
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Finnish him off when you see the whites of his eyes son...
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Old 21st Jan 2014, 22:33
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Even with the 10X Scope and a wagon load of ex-RAF Viagra....Buster was still a No Show!
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Old 22nd Jan 2014, 01:45
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"You won't be seeing the funny side when he finds the troop rubbed cam cream around the eyepiece, it caught me out twice"
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Old 22nd Jan 2014, 01:47
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"What's SP?"

"Oh it says Spaz, but the rest is wrapped around my arm."
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Old 22nd Jan 2014, 03:09
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Now it's Mummy's turn to hold a big weapon.
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Old 22nd Jan 2014, 03:18
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It's OK I guess, but compared to Call of Duty this is sooooooo lame.
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Old 22nd Jan 2014, 06:37
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Happy birthday, son!
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Old 22nd Jan 2014, 06:58
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THINKS _ "My face's a bit smutty and my mind is impure. If I give the kid an inch, will she take a yard?"
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Old 22nd Jan 2014, 07:04
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"SP", eh? Serial Paedophile - stand back or you'll get the full mag!
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Old 22nd Jan 2014, 07:07
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Why yes, I also have a pistol in my pocket. Why do you ask?
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Old 22nd Jan 2014, 10:48
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"A very impressive sight."

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Old 22nd Jan 2014, 10:52
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"Maaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmy, I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles Maaaaaaaaammmy"

(apols to any Al Jolson fans)
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Old 22nd Jan 2014, 10:52
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Soldier "You can get problems if it isn't cocked regularly."
Mother "yes, but I'm so tired all the time."

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Old 22nd Jan 2014, 10:54
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OK ant ... make my day !
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Old 22nd Jan 2014, 12:01
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Why the surprised look? Well after the soldier let the kid hold his gun the mother said "Luke, meet your father!"
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