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Now the war is almost over what are you going to do?
Well I may go into retail with my best friend Miss Slocombe and her pussy, said Miss Brahms,
Oh good I may as well also said Captain Peacock, how about you Mr James?
Well I may go into retail with my best friend Miss Slocombe and her pussy, said Miss Brahms,
Oh good I may as well also said Captain Peacock, how about you Mr James?
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"They don't like it up 'em Mr Mainwaring, they don't like it up 'em"
Grp Cap I would like to make an official complaint.
Every time on the plotting board and I am stationed in the Rye Sector and a enemy flight is detected coming from the North over Kings Lynn, I am the WAAF designated to bend right over the table and stretch to plot their movement
Every time on the plotting board and I am stationed in the Rye Sector and a enemy flight is detected coming from the North over Kings Lynn, I am the WAAF designated to bend right over the table and stretch to plot their movement
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"Hmmmm.... I bet it would look even better in colour"
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Righto, time to put this one to bed ... (and no-one thought of that?)
honourable mentions to ShyTorque with "Well if it's not a bloke, how come her jacket fastens the wrong way?".....
Kiltrash for mentioning Mrs Slocombe's pussy .....
but todays' winner the not politically correct "Nutloose" with ....... wait for it.....
"I say, Section Officer Harvey, there are a bunch of your WAAFs over here under a blanket"
"Oh gawd, who are they shagging now?"
Take it away Nutty ; the CST is on its' way (if UPS don't lose it)
ttfn
honourable mentions to ShyTorque with "Well if it's not a bloke, how come her jacket fastens the wrong way?".....
Kiltrash for mentioning Mrs Slocombe's pussy .....
but todays' winner the not politically correct "Nutloose" with ....... wait for it.....
"I say, Section Officer Harvey, there are a bunch of your WAAFs over here under a blanket"
"Oh gawd, who are they shagging now?"
Take it away Nutty ; the CST is on its' way (if UPS don't lose it)
ttfn
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Ok I am opening it up to those that haven't won before or have had under 5-10 wins, take it away and post an image.
Nutty, to keep it going and so I am disqualified from captioning, on this day of days may I offer up this.
If OK will judge on Tuesday evening as I am then off on Holiday(Football) again
If OK will judge on Tuesday evening as I am then off on Holiday(Football) again
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"Hey Sarge, you sure, I could have sworn it was MOD Abbey Wood and not road that we are supposed to be at."
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"I don't think this is what they mean by cross dressing"