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Old 14th Nov 2019, 08:33
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Oooh look, there's that Lance Corporal Jones of the Home Guard... he's quite wrong you know...

In what way?

I DO like it up me!
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Old 14th Nov 2019, 09:41
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"Did you know its' talk like a pirate day?"

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Old 14th Nov 2019, 10:20
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"God, It's like looking into the black hole of Calcutta!"
"That's only because I put soot around the Eyepiece"
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Old 14th Nov 2019, 10:21
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Old 14th Nov 2019, 10:23
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"It's all well and good buying a telescopic lens, but if you can't then afford the camera, it's a bit pointless Doris"
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Old 14th Nov 2019, 10:50
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OK, a quick comp is a fast comp.

A few rib-ticklers up there, but for originality, and to encourage a new player, the award goes to Parson:
Post-brexit ATC isn't running as smoothly as was hoped - Tower & Approach revert to 1st principles.
Over to you, Blue Leader.
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Old 14th Nov 2019, 11:18
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Many thanks AC - dipped in at the last minute there it seems! How about the above.
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Old 14th Nov 2019, 11:40
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Unsurprisingly, every cadet was wearing standard issue footwear for the training run the next morning.

Even less surprising was that all of the parents complained about the treatment of their little darlings at the annual CCF camp.
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Old 14th Nov 2019, 11:43
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Sings: "One of these days these boots are going to walk all over you...."
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Old 14th Nov 2019, 11:48
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"Go to Yorkshire he said, help out with the floods he said, bloody Army........bloody Boris"
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Old 14th Nov 2019, 13:38
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testing out the depth before running the tanks across
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Old 14th Nov 2019, 14:30
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"Exercise 15a: Extracting the piss, was deemed to be an outstanding success"
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Old 14th Nov 2019, 14:33
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"And remember a good flood defence wall needs a firm, sustainable, cheap and plentiful resource to use as the base, and that's why I called the army in."
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Old 14th Nov 2019, 14:43
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What's your name, Francis Drake?
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Old 14th Nov 2019, 14:44
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I thought this service was reserved for queens
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Old 14th Nov 2019, 15:37
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Hoskins hits a clinker on the human xylophone.

- Ed
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Old 14th Nov 2019, 15:46
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I aint got the stomach for this!
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Old 14th Nov 2019, 15:46
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How they really did the crocodile stunt in the James Bond film...
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Old 14th Nov 2019, 15:50
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"I seem to remember seeing my mum with a thing called an iran?...no... I think it was an iron, and I am sure this isn't how she pressed my clothes."
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Old 14th Nov 2019, 16:08
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If you don't stop whistling the ****ing Colonel Bogey March, I'm going to smack you one...
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