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"Oh bloody hell, they're underdressed again, ladies for the last time, you need to wear your full kit before flying, now go back to your quarters and pick up your big **** off watches"
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"Ok Ladies now as you know it is a Navy tradition to have one of the chaps in a barrel and your turn has come up, now I realise this is all strange to you and I have talked it over with the chaps and they have wholeheartedly agreed to depart from tradition to make you feel more comfortable, so we will dispense with the actual barrel on this occasion"
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"Ladies, if you pop over to engineering they have agreed to stop drill those cracks you appear to have"
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"So he kept saying over the radio press the tit to talk, well I was kneading these puppies like I was baking bread, but he still couldn't hear me"
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"So he kept saying over the radio, it's the little pinkie right in front of you to drop the bombs, well I like clitoral stimulation like any girl, but I can't see how it was ever going to release my bombs, I tried, I can tell you. I must have put the fear of God up them with the wailling in the dive to target"
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"Well we can't put orgasmed in the techlog, so write it up as we hit the blue note in the dive"
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"It sure gets hot in these cockpits in combat Magda, I can understand why they call this the Yon Kipper War"
Harry, while waiting the birth of his first child, looks to one last weekend away with the boys
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Having won the lottery Shamus proves that money can buy you happiness
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'MIND THE GAP' takes on a whole new meaning
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Having won the lottery Shamus proves that money can buy you happiness
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'MIND THE GAP' takes on a whole new meaning