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Old 10th Jan 2019, 10:23
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Originally Posted by Dan Gerous View Post
Since I was mentioned in disgrace, I will offer up this one, which I've had stashed away for a capcom. DP, do you want to judge?

Honoured to. I know already this is gonna be a tough call...

Apologies for my tardiness.
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 11:03
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"Well take Aqaba" he said, "From the desert" he said...bluddy Lawrence of bluddy Arabia!!!
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 11:13
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 11:23
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Yours to judge then DP, and I wish you luck. Some crackers in there already.

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Old 10th Jan 2019, 11:47
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 11:56
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MOD responds to reports of vehicles exceeding the speed limit on camp.
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 12:13
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"MOD edictis that we are now only allowed to fire off single shots to save amunition, but we think we have come up with a work around guys"
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 12:37
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Auditions for the new Dirty Harry movie get a bit out of hand......
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 12:37
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With no funding for the wall, the order was given to take out any Sombrero or Michelada within 100m.
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 12:39
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JLR workers resist proposed job cuts........
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 14:30
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The original picture clearly shows only 1 land rover and 3 troops. Amazing what Photoshop can do to boost moral and recruiting
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Nice the US Army to leave us this equipment when Trump pulled them out
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Baldy chap on the top leaning down to Hoskins. ...Hoskins I know you want to squeeze off a few but arn't you meant to be looking left and cover our arse?
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 14:40
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Now lads all in time please, Rumble like a Big Fat Armoured M1A1 and the Iraqis will crap themselves, Saves all this reckless firing malarkey
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 15:37
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Heathrow anti-drone team are ready for anything.

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Old 10th Jan 2019, 16:01
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Rentokil Middle East Division prepare for a staff BBQ.
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 16:04
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”G’won, press the horn button , I dare you!”
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 16:34
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If the Lawyers heard of this we shall not have need for Ear Protection....oh...hang on.....we will need them to block out all the Legal droning on about ROE's!
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 18:11
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I still think the additional protection for Prince Harry when he is in the field for a Polo Match is a bit over the top
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 18:56
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"Spotter ... are you 100% sure that's Trump?"
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 20:47
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Well actually we got the idea from Jones's butcher's van.
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Old 10th Jan 2019, 22:19
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The Boys practice their response to the next May delay of the Brexit Vote!
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