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Old 30th Dec 2018, 19:56
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"Anybody wanna pull my finger? Anybody?"
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Old 30th Dec 2018, 22:25
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Demonstrating his UPCHUCK ( schumer ) maneuver to the Military
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Old 31st Dec 2018, 05:16
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Meanwhile back in the White House Melania says,' Oh him, don't worry we know exactly where he is,come here BIG boy'

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Old 31st Dec 2018, 05:19
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Dont worry about the pay freeze, you guys still get one.This....
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Old 31st Dec 2018, 07:58
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"Don't look now, but I think there's a Muslim terrrrst on my left."
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Old 31st Dec 2018, 09:21
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I'm a little teapot
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Old 31st Dec 2018, 09:46
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This is a combination of "Spot the Ball" and "Where's Wally?" contests.

First, find the Wally - not difficult.

Then, spot the coin and get to it first. That is where the body armour and helmets come in.

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Old 31st Dec 2018, 11:02
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"Hey look - there goes respect for the POTUS"
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Old 31st Dec 2018, 15:21
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So, I fixed for the NFL to fire all those guys that kept kneeling down... and you still don't make the play-offs!!

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Old 31st Dec 2018, 15:32
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That's pass interference... 5 yard penalty, first down to meee!

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Old 31st Dec 2018, 15:34
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#6-#38... Do we hit him now or later..?

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Old 31st Dec 2018, 16:04
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Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!

(Apologies to Ms. Lazarus)

- Ed
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Old 31st Dec 2018, 17:12
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"of course, when I was younger doing my military service, I won this tournament all by myself, single-handed and on my own. That's how I became a team player. And the stadium had more than twice as many fans in it as the officials thought possible."
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Old 31st Dec 2018, 17:30
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Heads it's a Aegis Tails it's a Abrahams . Saves all this mucking about with a game
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So the winning team get to be personal bodyguards for my trip to England
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Now play fair but remember I have Navy to win by 12 points
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Old 31st Dec 2018, 17:31
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"Heads I win, tails I win."
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Old 31st Dec 2018, 18:06
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Old 31st Dec 2018, 18:18
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"Ok, heads we declare Isis defeated and you guys sail to bring the troops home, tails we carry on the good fight"
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Old 31st Dec 2018, 18:32
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"So I had this big green ball in this hand and total control over the jolly green giant"
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Old 31st Dec 2018, 18:36
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"So far with the approved funding the wall will be this high"
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Old 31st Dec 2018, 18:39
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"Well, the Admiral said we needed a coin tosser to start the game off and the biggest tosser I could think off was the Potus"



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