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Old 5th Jan 2019, 04:16
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Applicants wanted, Outfitters for flight crew, must have experience in Female lingerie measurements.PPRuNe members need not apply
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Only the Best of the Best can drive in high heels
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One of the unexpected side effects of Hi G Turns is revealed
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Old 5th Jan 2019, 05:07
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"Is that a pitot tube in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
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Old 5th Jan 2019, 06:31
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Bloggs and Hoskins had a reputation for occasionally wearing non-standard uniform items.
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Old 5th Jan 2019, 07:24
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and what are YOU looking at Mr Warrick. . .haven't you seen G pants before?

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Old 5th Jan 2019, 07:35
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Too close for missiles, switching to.....oh dear!
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Old 5th Jan 2019, 07:44
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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Maverick and Gander go to debrief
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Old 5th Jan 2019, 07:46
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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'Oi, you there, yes you, where's your hi viz top.'
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Old 5th Jan 2019, 08:44
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While the nav was fitted with all the latest electronic devices, the battery pack was a bitch to haul about.
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Old 5th Jan 2019, 09:17
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"Now that's what I call an HDD"
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Old 5th Jan 2019, 09:32
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Flt Lt Mary Hinge: "...But it was done in the best posssssible taste!"
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Old 5th Jan 2019, 09:44
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"Well I thought we would never get through customs"
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Old 5th Jan 2019, 09:46
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"Right that's briefing finished, what's next?"
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Old 5th Jan 2019, 10:18
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The screen de-misting system was then subjected to the ultimate test . . .
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Old 5th Jan 2019, 10:22
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"Check six" took on a whole different meaning....
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Old 5th Jan 2019, 10:26
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Strangely enough, after Sgt. Scroggins was placed in charge of Sqd maintenance all female pilots started complaining about the air-con being stuck on HOT-HIGH.
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Old 5th Jan 2019, 10:36
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I told you, honey, this hitch-hiking game is easy. These fly-guys are suckers for a bit of bare flesh.
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Old 5th Jan 2019, 11:17
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Suddenly it's gone from TU to fully serviceable.

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Old 5th Jan 2019, 12:08
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A typo on the maintenance release has the crew heading off to the fitters to have their G-Spots inspected.
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Old 5th Jan 2019, 12:24
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Does Red Bull give you wings?
No, I prefer to use Tampax.
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Old 5th Jan 2019, 12:57
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"You shoved the helmets where?"
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