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"It makes it go faster, they call it the liposuction effect"
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" It's alright for you, you don't have to brush them every morning "
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"Management decided to name individual aircraft after staff members, this one's named after Doris the air hostess "
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Skyvan airways introduce their first all female crew, often referred to as all mouth and no trousers.
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"clean the windscreen? heck it can even lick its own eyebrows"
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Ejection Sequence Procedure:
1) Unlock guarded red EJECTION button
2) Press
3) Tongue extends and engages #1 prop
4) Cockpit rips from aircraft
5) Ejection sequence complete
- Ed
1) Unlock guarded red EJECTION button
2) Press
3) Tongue extends and engages #1 prop
4) Cockpit rips from aircraft
5) Ejection sequence complete
- Ed
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Look. It's not a bad effort Hoskins, but it doesn't instill the same fear as the wartime Kittyhawks or Mustangs now does it?
A face even it's mother couldn't love.....
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"This is the last time we do the walk round in the dark!"