Well its judging time, in 2 seconds, so last chance......... OK too late.
In third place Dak Man with "Yes I know, #2 son is a good soldier, takes after his old man, even looks like him....."
In second place Nutloose with ""So have we found out who knobbed the Indian housemaid yet Sir?""
In first place - Brickhistory really stole the show with "Sir, I see you've found the bridle there on your shoulder, and I found this whip out back, so she can't have gone far... "
Congrats Brickhistory over to you...