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Old 20th Jun 2013, 13:23
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Could you move that up a bit there, Fox?

Like this afternoon about Four PM!
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Old 20th Jun 2013, 13:24
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What - this isn't what you were expecting?? - well, Sonny Pierre, when my lot were told they were going to see Holland they were imagining a weekend in the red light district!
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Old 20th Jun 2013, 13:44
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Don't worry Sir ... Last week Angela Merkel insisted on inspecting my troops standing up in the back of a Mercedes 770 ... and the week before the President of Italy, Giorgio Napolitano, insisted on walking backwards while eating an ice cream ... so feel free to get your bike, string of onions and beret out ... but try and kiss me on both cheeks and I'll make this sword disappear so fast you're eyes will water.
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Old 20th Jun 2013, 13:44
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This one seems to have struck a chord - a comment, not a caption.
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Old 20th Jun 2013, 13:50
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"On yer bike Pierre!"

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Old 20th Jun 2013, 13:50
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Ce qui est CESM ? ... No I'm sorry Sir I haven't a clue what it stands for
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Old 20th Jun 2013, 14:02
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I was expecting 'orses. Where are ve 'orses? You know how we Fwench are vewy fond of ve 'orses.

STP
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Old 20th Jun 2013, 14:13
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'Allo 'Allo! ... "Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once."
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Old 20th Jun 2013, 14:37
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Judging around 2300-ishZ today so that we can have a new one for the weekend.

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Old 20th Jun 2013, 14:54
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Hop off mate ... someone important is coming
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Old 20th Jun 2013, 15:06
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"Would Monsieur Le President care to inspect the Mounted Guard also?"

"Merci Colonel, but I must run"

"Well, you're the experts there..."


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Old 20th Jun 2013, 15:21
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"The boys would like to know if a nude picture of your wife has been released on the eve of your visit, like your predecessors."


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Old 20th Jun 2013, 16:44
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Thinks: "Small, ugly, bandy-legged, smells of garlic.... I'm surprised Carla didn't snaffle him up to match the one she's already got."
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Old 20th Jun 2013, 16:44
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Mes écrous sont lâches

Think thats right

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Old 20th Jun 2013, 17:07
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"Lunch is served Sir, and we're having Camel"



Google it
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Old 20th Jun 2013, 23:19
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Time, folks while I have the time and memory to do this. There was a definite theme with this one, but the old ones are usually the best ones...

Third Place - 622 with No Sir, you don't have to surrender ...we are on your side.

Second Place (tie) - Fox3WheresMyBanana - As might be expected, the French General had, on sighting British troops, changed into civvies and claimed to know nothing about the sword and pistol found in the toilets.

"I am the innkeeper, Sir. You are most welcome in my country..some cognac?On the house, of course!"



and Buster Hyman - "Oi! You're inspecting British Troops SAH! You may be used to looking at the backs of French troops, as that is the customary position that we see them too, but just turn your head to the right...there's a good lad!"

First Place - jw cook's Frog PM - "Soldiers you say, very impressive! so forgive measking ummm.. what do they do?"


Over to jw cook. In the event he fails to post within 24 hours, I suggest that the first of either of the 2d placers take over. ( I just realized that I won from jw cook, so sorry for the conflict of interest, but I thought his pithy.)

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Old 21st Jun 2013, 02:26
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Wow I'm humbled....

OK try this one, hope its original for the thread.


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Old 21st Jun 2013, 02:38
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B company say that they got 100lbs on before theirs bucked.
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Old 21st Jun 2013, 03:04
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Its Horse code Perkins! not Morse code!

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Old 21st Jun 2013, 03:06
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Findus test their new portable processing plant.
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