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"This is the co pilots seat Fatima, as you can see the Captains controls are delineated by a big red knob"
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Turn the yoke to the left and the iron moves to the left ... turn it to the right and the iron moves to the right ... push that little red button and a you can squib a little starch to the collar ... you're a natural at this 
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"Now, just pull forward three feet off the kerb, avoiding the broken glass from your rear lights and the car behind..... There, you're parked!"
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"I must admit, there are wedgies and there are wedgies, but to pull ones knickers so far up as to loop them over your head is a first"
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So Roger wanted me to wear a bag over my head, but we were not doing IMC drills, why was that?
Oooohhh,uuhhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, ok now you can pull out.
Oooohhh,uuhhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, ok now you can pull out.
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"For the last time, you can't keep taking out a Jimmy Jacks Spare Rib Shack everytime we overfly one with the UAV, just because they sell pork"
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"When he said do you fancy a good porking Fatima, he wasn't talking about a meat product... Well.. he was in a way but ermm... Ok bank left now"
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"When he said do you fancy a good porking Fatima, he wasn't talking about a meat product... Well.. he was in a way but ermm... Ok bank left now"
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"Can we put the vibrate function on now please?"
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Now if you'll pull the power back while pulling back hard on the yoke, you'll get what we call "stickshaker." Sometimes I fly the entire mission that way.
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Fatima thinking to herself....
"Bloody hell! OK, so I'm new to this place. I only walked in here asking if they had some of those girly things with wings and I end up trying to fly this bloody thing. How was I supposed to know it wasn't a shop!"
"Bloody hell! OK, so I'm new to this place. I only walked in here asking if they had some of those girly things with wings and I end up trying to fly this bloody thing. How was I supposed to know it wasn't a shop!"
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"You don't have a namebadge, Flying Officer. What should I call you?"
"Di"
"Is that short for Diana?"
"No. Short for Die-you-muthaf#ckin'-camelsh@ggin'-terrorist-die!.....
...probably why I got this posting"
"Di"
"Is that short for Diana?"
"No. Short for Die-you-muthaf#ckin'-camelsh@ggin'-terrorist-die!.....
...probably why I got this posting"
