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Old 26th Feb 2013, 22:44
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"....IT'S A COOK BOOK!!!!!"
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Old 27th Feb 2013, 18:22
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He said he was a Diver
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Old 27th Feb 2013, 18:55
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Reginald had programmed the robot to say "Yes, dear" in any pause longer than 2 seconds.

He'd been down the pub for the entire weekend and Betty still hadn't noticed his absence...

...if only he could get it to take her shopping too............
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Old 27th Feb 2013, 19:56
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1st attempt at a 'wizzo nobang' chastity belt suitable for the male anatomy show promise to prevent unwanted pregnancy
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Yes the Kryten Mk2 groinal attatchment does come with a brush to clean out small cracks
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The first prototype TV Remote wont be able to be lost down the back of the sofa, now all someone has to do is invent TV
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Old 27th Feb 2013, 20:07
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I would never have dated you if I realised you were running Windows ME.



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Old 27th Feb 2013, 20:24
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Betty: "Oh Lordy...he's just shown me his floppy"
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Old 27th Feb 2013, 20:27
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Joey the Robot's line of "How you doin'?!" quickly wore thin...
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Old 27th Feb 2013, 20:40
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Here, eat one of these apples and you will forget about last night
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Old 27th Feb 2013, 22:36
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Marge's Parents were quite distressed, thinking her Husband-To-Be was Nigerian.
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Old 27th Feb 2013, 22:50
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Robbie Robot was pleased they had been picked for the Mars trip but Betty was unsure about operating the satnav.
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Old 28th Feb 2013, 01:38
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Betty was concerned about what was on her dates mind...he was quite transparent in his thinking...
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Old 28th Feb 2013, 07:18
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The new version of TomTom for Android was considered a retrograde step in some quarters.
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Old 28th Feb 2013, 08:29
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The Apple fanboys & girls tried to put on a brave face & hide their disappointment at the iPhone 6.
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Old 28th Feb 2013, 08:55
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Betty's parents were mortified to see that, not surprisingly, her new baby was in fact an android.
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Old 28th Feb 2013, 09:11
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Stop clicking your relays at me ... it's so undignified
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Old 28th Feb 2013, 09:14
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You 'orrible little Airman get those earrings off
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Old 28th Feb 2013, 09:42
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I don't have any KY ... will PX24 do ?
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Old 28th Feb 2013, 12:11
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All because the lady loves Milk Tray.
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Old 28th Feb 2013, 12:21
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The wedding was ordinary but with Robbies antennae, the reception was brilliant!
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Old 28th Feb 2013, 17:07
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Yes miss,I am the autopilot, I have been programmed by the best minds, Buster Hymen, Nutloose and Coffman Starter.
Nothing can go wrong, go wrong, go wrong......
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