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Old 5th Feb 2013, 09:17
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Christina FdK (thinks bubble): "I must say, these Falkland Islander Bennies look much smarter than I thought!"
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Old 5th Feb 2013, 09:24
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Aww Chwist, it's her! FIX BAYONETS!!!

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Can we saroot her?

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Long way to go for a Beef & Black Bean...
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Old 5th Feb 2013, 09:35
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Christina FdK on a visit to inspect the new Chinese Botox Refinery before placing her order
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Old 5th Feb 2013, 09:39
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Washing machines, phones...the Argentine PM now gets her Marines from China also

Luckily for the Falklands, she can't understand the manual and a third of them have broken in a week.


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Old 5th Feb 2013, 10:22
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Guard 1: Why she here?
Guard 2: She twying to win erection...

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Old 5th Feb 2013, 10:28
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Ohhh ****, she say's she is sending one of her ex Blitish fligates to pick us up.

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Wait till she finds out we have got her Tony Angelino as the guest singer to give us his rendition of "Don't Cwy for us Argentina"


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Old 5th Feb 2013, 11:00
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Now we know why NutLoose was pushing Buster in the barrow so fast....they love it when a Hot Chick Inspects erect Men.
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Old 5th Feb 2013, 11:14
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"Ah so, Argentina has ladyboys too. Ours are plittier".
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Old 5th Feb 2013, 11:49
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So much prastic...I bet she made in Taiwan!
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Old 5th Feb 2013, 11:55
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Argentina tries to bond with the British by going out for a Chinese.
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Old 5th Feb 2013, 12:15
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"It's not the Stig, it's not even the Stigs Argentinian cousin, all we know is he has a hit list, and she's near the top".
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Old 5th Feb 2013, 13:34
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Same ol' story: Lonely, bored soldier falls for bargirl looking for a sugar-daddy.
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Old 5th Feb 2013, 13:50
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She may be smiling now, but wait till she realises the Blitish diverted her State visit aircraft here.
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Old 5th Feb 2013, 14:16
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Thinks bubble: "I love doing these inspections; they all look the same"

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Old 5th Feb 2013, 16:04
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She spleak boleadoras ...
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Old 5th Feb 2013, 17:00
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Is this Argentina's best example of aged beef !
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Old 5th Feb 2013, 17:19
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"So many Men....so little Time!"
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Pampas ... more like Plump A$$
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Old 5th Feb 2013, 20:11
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Oh clap, which one of us take one for Team???
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Old 5th Feb 2013, 21:46
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"I think her name Rady Penerope".
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