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Old 16th Nov 2005, 22:30
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Old 16th Nov 2005, 22:43
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Old 16th Nov 2005, 23:33
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"that bastard has nicked my Mars bar!!!"
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Old 17th Nov 2005, 07:20
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Old 17th Nov 2005, 13:30
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Old 17th Nov 2005, 20:43
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Old 17th Nov 2005, 21:03
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"Look! It's the girl from that caption competition! I can tell by the mole!"
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Old 17th Nov 2005, 21:14
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I promise you, as soon as I get my other hand free, you are going to get such a slap!


or: f*ck me, look at that donkey!
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Old 17th Nov 2005, 21:24
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Guy at the back (thinks): "Well, I suppose that's their Civil Partnership over then!"
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Old 17th Nov 2005, 21:30
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I'm sure it's terrible form to enter your own comp., but:

"What did you say HALO meant, exactly?"
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Old 17th Nov 2005, 22:17
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OI !!! hoola hoops are ROUND and the always will be!

again Ill get my coat.............
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Old 17th Nov 2005, 23:37
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He said to jump when the pilot shouts 'chaff!'
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Old 18th Nov 2005, 00:24
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...and if I open my mouth this wide....I can get THAT blokes c0(K in it!!!!!

(I'll fetch my coat......)


or (If anyone is still reading......)

Bloke behind is thinking.......

"I'm sure this tandem parachuting won't work with the parachute between the two of us!!"
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Old 18th Nov 2005, 09:04
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Old 18th Nov 2005, 10:38
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Old 18th Nov 2005, 15:59
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"No, there, THERE! That paper cup - yes, that one! The bottom set of my dentures are in it. Pass it here NOW, you sods, I've got to jump!"

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"Look! There, I tell you! On the side of the box! It's the Gate Gourmet logo."

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Old 18th Nov 2005, 16:44
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It was him!! HE put the superglue on my hand...
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Old 18th Nov 2005, 22:46
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Chase me, chase me!!!!!
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Old 18th Nov 2005, 23:11
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Old 19th Nov 2005, 00:17
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Classic?
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