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Old 14th Apr 2011, 09:54
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"push you b'tards, there's an A380 motoring down the taxiway"
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Old 14th Apr 2011, 10:56
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The Paps would do anything to follow Wills and Kate on honeymoon.
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Old 14th Apr 2011, 12:08
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We don't care who you are, we're security, and you have more than 100ml of fluids, so it's confiscated.
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Old 14th Apr 2011, 13:17
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"On my mark, pull flaps 5!"
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Old 14th Apr 2011, 13:39
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"Switch on the ignition and when I say, put it into second gear and let the clutch out, ready?"
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Old 14th Apr 2011, 19:49
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Quick... Push, we have to get it out of sight before Buster Hyman see's it

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Old 15th Apr 2011, 00:32
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Bit more...bit more...there! Ok, you can stop pushing, I've got my Nutloose...
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Old 15th Apr 2011, 01:21
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WASPs c'n kiss ma ass! Ah'm waiting fo' Superfly!
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Old 15th Apr 2011, 12:19
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OK...judging time is here:

Third place to Cattletruck with:
Another batch of illegal immigrants make it.

Second place to Mend em with:
'Come on, I'm sure it'll work just like my airfix kit - push the wings stubs into the slots in the fuselage and hold firmly in place until the glue dries'.

But this weeks winner is.....

Dan Gerous with:
We don't care who you are, we're security, and you have more than 100ml of fluids, so it's confiscated.

Well done and over to you
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Old 15th Apr 2011, 16:28
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Congrat's everyone

Roll over Greg Norman..... here comes Kevin Na
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Old 15th Apr 2011, 22:41
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Thanks 622. Try this one, will judge on Wed/Thurs


Last edited by Dan Gerous; 15th Apr 2011 at 23:34.
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Old 16th Apr 2011, 00:03
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Boeing finally gets serious about the 787 weight issues...
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Old 16th Apr 2011, 07:28
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Despite intricate engineering, the new prototype still 'wooden go'. Kerbooom-Ching!


Taxi............
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Old 16th Apr 2011, 07:43
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Having seen the issues with procuring aircraft from large, multinational corporations, the RAF tries the "cottage industry" aproach for its new lightweight, single seat, rough field capable aircraft.
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Old 16th Apr 2011, 08:10
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The Fleet Air Arm was asked to make some appropriate 'cuts' to it's latest fighter acquisition!
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Old 16th Apr 2011, 08:14
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Qantas maintenance warm up for the next A380 delivery.
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Old 16th Apr 2011, 09:10
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Inspired by the successful Mosquito of 70 years ago, the MoD try again at a wooden wonder to meet frontline demand-but on a budget.
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Old 16th Apr 2011, 09:41
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Preparing for Teak-off
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Old 16th Apr 2011, 09:54
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Doubts arose over the possible success of combining scripts for "The Great Escape" and an episode of "MacGyver".
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Old 16th Apr 2011, 10:18
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It's one of my favourite hobbies, soaring and planing...
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