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Old 19th Sep 2005, 17:19
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Having implemented brand-new sanitary facilities, DCAE Cosford's management were mystified when their "Investment in People" accreditation was not renewed.
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Old 19th Sep 2005, 17:39
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Ireland's initial entry into the World Space Programme was limited to say the least.
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Old 19th Sep 2005, 17:51
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Cr*p rolling downhill just got quicker.
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Old 19th Sep 2005, 17:54
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T'Baron's new executive washroom at BWoS drew some unwelcome comments from the more union-minded staff.
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Old 19th Sep 2005, 18:29
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"Hey Lady, could you move over up there....we're painting down here and need the light!"
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Old 19th Sep 2005, 23:37
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"The employees were being dulled down over time and it was only the introduction of the "Long Drop" loos that made them realise that they had moved on from a "Kiss ass" management and that they were now expected to wipe it as well."
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Old 20th Sep 2005, 01:34
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The thin wooden planking has so far been a wonderful camoflage for Saddam's Ws of MD.
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Old 20th Sep 2005, 05:54
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HEY!!!! enough of that. What do you think you are doin up there?
I'm workin down here.
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Old 20th Sep 2005, 07:17
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If you thought LEAN was just another way in which management could $hi! on the workers, see the latest version:

"LEAN TWO".

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Old 22nd Sep 2005, 13:03
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"Hey, you up there, you're wiping your elbow!"
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Old 22nd Sep 2005, 14:58
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"Which one should a Commissioned Warrant Officer use?"

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Old 22nd Sep 2005, 16:53
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Well whaddya know....the sun really does shine out of the boss's [email protected]Łe!
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Old 24th Sep 2005, 01:43
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Devil

Planning to call this particular comp to a close on Sunday 2000Z so if you feel flushed with ideas, time to stick em in the can.
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Old 24th Sep 2005, 09:34
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(Cue disgruntled voice from below: )

"Hmm..not really what I had in mind when I joined up to be a Log Support Specialist..."
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Old 24th Sep 2005, 12:09
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....and the helicopter aircrew's loo is in the basement
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Old 24th Sep 2005, 23:06
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It was only after 17 cases of Ascariasis among management that they realised that in revenge, the kitchen had fixed a drain pipe leading from the outhouse's first floor ceiling directly to the Sunday special curry pot.
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Old 25th Sep 2005, 20:03
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A very interesting selection of captions from the sewer minds out there.

A very highly commended for Biker Mark for.... "Hey, you up there, you're wiping your elbow!"

An invitation to tea for Mike Jenvey with..
There was a marked reluctance to use the washroom facilities after the boardroom had their normal lunchtime curry.

But for the instant belly laugh invoking ( I hope that was a laugh brewing), Conan the Librarian with....

"Twyfords today announced their new 'Long Drop' range of bespoke lavatory solutions with the first two models, the 'A380' and the Economy 'New Orleans' Suites."

.... and....


"The employees were being dulled down over time and it was only the introduction of the "Long Drop" loos that made them realise that they had moved on from a "Kiss ass" management and that they were now expected to wipe it as well."

Off you go Conan, good luck.
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Old 25th Sep 2005, 20:30
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Oooh, What do I say? Probably best to keep the speeches short and get on with it, so here you go Caption Captains....

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Old 25th Sep 2005, 21:49
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"Sir, I know you said we were going to do limited-panel IF today but . . ."
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Old 25th Sep 2005, 21:58
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"And here is yet another difference between the UAV and the airliner. This one obviously has Windows"

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