A very interesting selection of captions from the sewer minds out there.
A very highly commended for Biker Mark for.... "Hey, you up there, you're wiping your elbow!"
An invitation to tea for Mike Jenvey with..
There was a marked reluctance to use the washroom facilities after the boardroom had their normal lunchtime curry.
But for the instant belly laugh invoking ( I hope that was a laugh brewing), Conan the Librarian with....
"Twyfords today announced their new 'Long Drop' range of bespoke lavatory solutions with the first two models, the 'A380' and the Economy 'New Orleans' Suites."
.... and....
"The employees were being dulled down over time and it was only the introduction of the "Long Drop" loos that made them realise that they had moved on from a "Kiss ass" management and that they were now expected to wipe it as well."
Off you go Conan, good luck.
SP