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Old 10th May 2010, 19:13
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Does any one know if we have a spare leader in the house?
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Old 10th May 2010, 19:37
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Oi George - I know we were told that once we had made a deal about forming a government we had to ask the Queen - but are you sure we've got the right one??
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Old 10th May 2010, 20:27
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Dimbleby: "Who's the most important person to your election?"

Mandy - (miss-hears) looks at the butch floor manager...
Osbourne - looks at his reflection in the camera...
Cable - turns his head to hear the question better...



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Old 11th May 2010, 12:44
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The results of this week's PPRuNE caption competition were clearly not to the liking of the three politicians.
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Old 11th May 2010, 13:59
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Someone just said Tony Blair is back in town.....!
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Old 11th May 2010, 15:45
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Who farted?
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Old 11th May 2010, 19:49
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Hey old blke, have you lost your fence?????
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Old 14th May 2010, 16:09
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...... and the winner is Lafyar Cokov with

Oi George - I know we were told that once we had made a deal about forming a government we had to ask the Queen - but are you sure we've got the right one??
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Old 14th May 2010, 23:00
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Thanks very much - I'm honoured!

Dusted down the album and found this...................

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Old 15th May 2010, 00:07
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Stairway to Seven....


...three seven.
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Old 15th May 2010, 07:28
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Customer approval ratings for BA volunteer cabin crew are expected to soar...

Or:

MoD hopes to mitigate negative feedback on new model of flying boots by presenting them to flight crew in this manner
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Old 15th May 2010, 08:35
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"Bloggins - you Idiot!" I said "We need RATO Rockets - not Rockettes!"
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Old 15th May 2010, 08:57
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From this point on, the old "Ladies toilet forward" was replaced with Unisex ones.
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Old 15th May 2010, 09:27
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" if only they were men in that position I'd be at it like a pork sword at the Battle of Balaclava ! " sighed Mendleson...
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Old 15th May 2010, 09:36
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Ryanair introduce weight saving compulsory flight garments for passengers and in a twist manufacture them in the EasyJet scheme complete with derogatory anti EasyJet slogan's on them.
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Old 15th May 2010, 10:30
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Those were the days. Lots of FA's & not a Virgin in sight...
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Old 15th May 2010, 15:55
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Prince William retires from SAR, joins airlines...
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Old 15th May 2010, 16:35
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PVR! the futures bright, the futures orange.
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Old 15th May 2010, 16:43
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"Easy-Jet"
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Old 15th May 2010, 19:37
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Soylet Green is....er....ummm....
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