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Old 8th May 2010, 10:26
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My gear is stuck in your flaps !!
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Old 8th May 2010, 11:23
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The RAF enter the Turner prize with their wildlife study entitled "4 cheetah's at rest"



( Hope you know your engines )



The RAF once again show that despite the total **** up of the situation, discipline will be enforced by the correct tying down the said aircraft IAW AP 101-......
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Old 8th May 2010, 12:32
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I suppose that means my chances of flying for Virgin are scuppered!!!
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Old 8th May 2010, 14:20
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Professor Stephen Hawking's novel voice activated flying control system wasn't performing quite as well as he'd hoped.....
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Old 8th May 2010, 14:36
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"I'm sorry, Mr Farage, but what with one thing and another I don't think we want to do any more business with you".
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Old 8th May 2010, 20:42
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To man crouching under port wing:
"It's no use hiding - we all saw you do it!"
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Old 9th May 2010, 01:30
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"Bit late tying the wings down now Bloggs!"
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Old 9th May 2010, 11:17
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And the winner is...

Good afternoon all,

First things first... thanks for contributing! All very funny, the contributors that deserve special mention are:

Siggie and Runaway Gun - I like your style, chaps. I'm sure Buster Hyman does, too!

Runner up is:

Shy Torque with
Clear land, one on, well up!

and a celebratory winning pint of Best goes to:


Cows Getting Bigger with
Missionary pilots fail to practice what they preach.
Cows Getting Bigger... you're on!
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Old 9th May 2010, 18:54
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Oh I'm so emotional. Thank you, from the heart of my bottom. Topically:



Judging sometime Friday.
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Old 9th May 2010, 22:49
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Who are they Cows???
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Old 10th May 2010, 01:06
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The Three Stooges?...... nyuk...... nyuk...... nyuk
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Old 10th May 2010, 01:38
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"Never in the field of human borrowing was so much owed by so many because of so few."

Winston (rotating in his grave) Churchill
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Old 10th May 2010, 01:50
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"The goof the bad and the ugly"
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Old 10th May 2010, 03:02
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Psssst can you smell sh*t?

Shhhh, that's just Mandelson
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Old 10th May 2010, 05:11
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James May's first haircut was so bad, even the Stig took his helmet off to have a look.


(seriously, I don't know who they are...)
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Old 10th May 2010, 08:44
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Look at me,
we lost the election,
by general rejection,
but hang on to power,
like Robert Mugabee.
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Old 10th May 2010, 09:50
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The "Spot the balls" competition had to be rerun after the organisers admitted there weren't any in the photo.
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Old 10th May 2010, 10:03
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Hello Duckies - My Names Peter - I hear you two are "Hung"!!!
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Old 10th May 2010, 10:05
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(Baldy) - So which one of you two is the Child Molester?
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Old 10th May 2010, 18:24
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"So is it true Mandy that you thought the voting was to see if you could keep your expences?"
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