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Old 1st Feb 2010, 00:14
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And if you think the flight's Ruff...you should try the catering! It's a Dogs Dinner!
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Old 1st Feb 2010, 10:42
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Vet; Chocks away my lad!

Dog:; Not bloody likely I'm outta here!
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Old 1st Feb 2010, 10:52
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Muttley Role Combat Aircraft
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Old 1st Feb 2010, 10:55
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If you think this is bad, just wait 'til you see the chaff and flare dispenser in action...
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Old 2nd Feb 2010, 18:45
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Following its first flight a spokesperson said "Engines were a little ruff but overall it proved to be the dogs bollocks of an aircraft"
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Old 2nd Feb 2010, 20:44
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We've entered it for a few flying competitions, but it's early days yet. We're hoping that it will winalot!


(groan)





Coat!
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Old 2nd Feb 2010, 21:20
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"Hey Dogbreath....why is it you have to make three full circuits each time you land?"
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Old 3rd Feb 2010, 14:23
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Some good captions there and was a close call..

...but the winner is....

....Seekayess with:

I think your tail is clear!! Let me smell it!!!

Well done..over to you.
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Old 3rd Feb 2010, 15:26
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Whhoooops! Thanks 622!





Here goes nothing!!



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Old 3rd Feb 2010, 15:40
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No - the flying order book says "In the event of low flying aircraft it is advisable to duck"
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Old 3rd Feb 2010, 16:50
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Well, if you think the cloudbase is unfit for flying, then I'll respect your judgment.
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Old 3rd Feb 2010, 16:54
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Thinks: "Why do I always get Goose for a wingman?"
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Old 3rd Feb 2010, 18:37
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Goose: There he is -- totally out of step with us flyers! Just like Gordie and his gang!!
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Old 3rd Feb 2010, 18:45
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Talk to me, Goose!
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Old 3rd Feb 2010, 19:26
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. . . so I says to her, you can stick your lucky heather up your . . . .
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Old 3rd Feb 2010, 20:53
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Just a quick gander at the old kite before dinner
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Old 3rd Feb 2010, 21:15
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Look, I know he said "Cut that Polish chit-chat," but you have to admit sometimes you aren't the most articulate thing on the radio...





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Yes, I know he called you 'foie gras,' but it beats some of the callsigns they've given others...
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Old 4th Feb 2010, 00:00
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"Look here Goose....we have a new adversary to worry about....It has a Hound's Nose and is using Desert Camo....and can that Dog hunt!"
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Old 4th Feb 2010, 06:11
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Goose: "What's wrong mate?"
Ol' mate: "I'm feeling down."
Goose: "Oh very fcuking funny!"
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Old 4th Feb 2010, 06:30
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Dave always knew he could count on his imaginary friend to give him advice on flying...but the other Geese thought he was nuts!
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