Forgot that Friday was a long-planned, long lunch, which finished about twelve hours later....
Anyway, a little late, my prizes go to:
Highly Commended -
RatherbeGardening with:
"Hi Sweet Lips, just off out with the girls. I've left your list of jobs on the fridge - the cat needs worming and the boiler's playing up again. You'll have to use a scythe to mow the lawn and the SWO wants a word about dress regs. Busy, busy, busy!"
and
6Z3 with
"OK, which b@stard superglued the chapstick"
but today's winner is:
ShyTorque with
"I don't know who you are, madam, but my tube has a "GO" caption and it's your lucky night!
Over to you, ST
