Caption competition

[Longhitter]

RGD (rumour gathering device) development was scrapped after the successful launch of PPRuNe.

[Kolibear]

Having been beaten for the last four years, Julian had perfected his design and was confident of winning the Inter-Departmental egg & spoon race.

[im from uranus]

Dom Jolly's Grandfather tries to impress his grandkids.
Cue Nokia Ring Tone.... 'HELLO!.....YES, I'M ON THE BEACH...'

[6Z3]

Can you tell what it is yet?

.....Yes, I can just pick it out now.....really faint but quite discernable if you turn up the gain and play with the tilt......yep there it is......

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wait for it, wait for it

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getting louder(!)

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you're going to love this



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You're going to hate yourself for loving this




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here it comes


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wokawokawokawokawokawokaWOKA

[lowlypax]

OK judging time.

Lots of good ones here so thanks to you all.

Mentioned in dispatches:

JagRigger "Prince Charles little talked about first Navy post.............."

pohm1 "The only drawback with the new wave-powered ipod was waiting for the tide to come in."

pohm1 does it play wav files? Surely it's an earpod?

But the winner is LurkerBelow with, "Ok, we should now be able to get the definitive answer to the question: who f*rted?"

LurkerBelow you have control.

[pohm1]

Bah! I'm always the bloody bridesmaid....

[LurkerBelow]

... well fear not Pohm1, your big day has come as I am not in a position to provide a photo for poeple to caption

[pohm1]

On behalf of LurkerBelow, here's this weeks offering



Mavis, do you think those chaps will still supply nylons in return for the usual favours?

P1

[Runaway Gun]

"I don't see why our taxes should pay for the war. It's not like it affects us!"

[JagRigger]

"Who'd have thought it Ethel - finding oil under Eastbourne golf course"

or

"....and then Bert suggested we try one of those mystery destination coach trips"

[FinelyChopped]

Seated gentleman with stick: "Why won't those two stop talking so I can have some peace and quiet?"

[Buster Hyman]

"Did you hear that Ethel? I think Bert just let fluffy off the chain!"

[Runaway Gun]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

[Rather be Gardening]

"I think that's Gordon Brown returning for another raid on our pensions".

[arandcee]

Saga's new Asia tour experiences a hold up at the Afghan border.

[Brian Dixon]

"I remember when all that equipment was first issued!"

[6Z3]

Go on, pull my finger.

[brickhistory]

The Harrier dispute turned really ugly...

[rab-k]

"Just look at him Ethel, it was the same during the Blitz; halfway through a conversation and he nods off. Bleedin' typical, I tell you, bleedin' typical"

[Background Noise]

"They got the Rose and Crown."

"He'll have to drink in the Red Lion now!"