Caption competition

[PingDit]

Public enema number one opens in Paris.... "Ooh.. we've got a hose each!"

[seekayess]

Redhead on the right: These fountains remind me of my boyfriend -- when he comes!

[Phil_McCrevis]

trajic scenes as giant Christmas tree collapses

[phil gollin]

The SBS synchronised swimming team simultaneous blow water out of their snorkels.

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[Lafyar Cokov]

Yes Audrey, I know you are enjoying the fountain that looks like 10 men jizzing - but watch out for that giant stapler behind us - I swear its getting closer!!

[pohm1]

Despite the Captain's steadfast refusal to surface, HMS Trafalgar's latest navigational faux pas had not gone unnoticed.

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[An Teallach]

The Royal Marines Synchronised Soggy Biscuit Display Team performing in a town centre near you.

Royal Marines Commando - It's a State of Mind

[arandcee]

Guy on the middle bench: 'I'm so utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, f^cking bored. If I've got to go in one more shop I'm taking out the Uzi . . . '

[clicker]

The baby sperm whales showed their delight in sinking the model Green Peace ship that Fred had been racing on the council pond.

[mtp_rich]

The McFlurry promotion failed to sway the local populace: 70% of German men said: "it makes me feel inadequate", 99% of German women said "I still prefer bratwurst".

[Flyingblind]

Ex President Bush found retirement not all it was made out to be, even the two Secret Service protection detail were slappers.

[6Z3]

The newly commissioned Cornwall weather simulator gave inner city holidaymakers the opportunity to avoid the A30 altogether.

[TheWizard]

Guy in the middle thinking:

"I am not 'loving it'....in any sense of the word"

[im from uranus]

Guy in middle.. thinking.. 'Boll**, I was just on the vinegar stroke..'

[The Nr Fairy]

While the reduced size of the Fleet Review DID mean the stretch of water required could be smaller, that one missed detail meant the planners were going to get a roasting on Monday morning.

[ix_touring]

Gunther (bloke in the middle) could have sworn it said massive jazz festival on the leaflet and now Maud had folded her arms too.... This was not a great first date!

or

Security cameras capture Big foot's new disguise as he bumps his head on an MCD sign.


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[EngAl]

Girl in the middle:

"Stop worrying we should be safe enough here, it's too narrow and too choppy for an Airbus!"

[Buster Hyman]

The Disney on Ice queue anticipated a long wait this year.

[Rather be Gardening]

Having assured the Commons that he could Save the World, Gordon Brown assembled a small crowd of supporters to watch him walk on water.

[Vitesse]

Despite their perfect technique, the synchronised self-abuse team failed to impress the locals.