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Old 1st Dec 2019, 16:57
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They must be officers, look they have little cords to stop them losing their guns, just like the one their mums threaded through their coats to stop them losing their mitts""
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Old 2nd Dec 2019, 00:27
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Boris removes his blindfold only to discover that Brexit was worse than he thought.
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Old 2nd Dec 2019, 18:12
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As 2 Gate Guard officers apply it comes down to a quick draw competition for select the winner
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Old 3rd Dec 2019, 00:02
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When I drop the knickers, just unload with everything you got.
Hey Sarge, that is exactly what your missus said last night.
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Old 3rd Dec 2019, 11:13
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The owner of the knickers said one of you unloads too early but she didn't say who.
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Old 3rd Dec 2019, 11:59
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"This isn't what I meant when I said isn't it about time you got a bloody round in"
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Old 3rd Dec 2019, 17:18
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Think bubble above both the contestemts
( little does he know I bribed Bertie 100 to load his gun with blanks)
think bubble above Berties head
( thanks for the 200 chaps neither of you will live to see I swindled both of you)
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Old 4th Dec 2019, 13:53
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I'll distract them and you can then nick their bike....
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Old 4th Dec 2019, 14:32
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RAF penchant for exaggeration was later confirmed with each pilot claiming two kills at the subsequent de-brief.
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Old 4th Dec 2019, 15:25
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"Got ya, a bit late on the round out there Hoskins"
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Old 4th Dec 2019, 16:20
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The Duke of Edinburgh disputes that the examiner should not have failed his flying exam, 'Don't you know who I am'?
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Old 4th Dec 2019, 16:32
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A dispute as to the "Best of the Best " Iceman and Maverick decide to settle this the old fashioned way.




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Old 4th Dec 2019, 17:16
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"Well she did say, do you both fancy a threesome and bring protection, you ready to go?"
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Old 4th Dec 2019, 17:46
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Jose' having walked into the wrong dressing room at Old Trafford through force of habit, Ole challenges him to a shoot out between Rashford and Kane, no ones taking my job he cried.

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Old 4th Dec 2019, 17:51
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While studying this picture the Air Interpretation unit cries out," I can see a couple of 88's in the open"
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Old 4th Dec 2019, 17:57
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My Kodak and Mr Polaroid wished digital imagery would come along soon so preventing finger smudges on the developed prints
or
The Boots photographic assistant regrets miss setting the development timer and was a bit hasty. Her next batch was to be a run of irreplaceable wedding picture roll
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Old 4th Dec 2019, 22:10
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Photography Degree Examiner's Comment:

A fine action shot, spoiled only by a long, thin finger covering part of the lens.
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Old 4th Dec 2019, 23:16
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"In Germany they give you one round to take the gentlemans way out, in the UK they call it shortages and budget cuts"
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Old 5th Dec 2019, 17:00
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I'm sorry sirs but if Wensleydale does not return soon from AWOL we shall have to take matters into our own hands
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Old 5th Dec 2019, 22:06
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I'm sorry sirs but if Wensleydale does not return soon from AWOL we shall have to take matters into our own hands
Entries are still coming in oh impatient one. I'll have a look tomorrow.
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