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Old 14th Nov 2019, 18:21
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We only use chopped cadets. The staff call it a suspension bridge.
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Old 14th Nov 2019, 18:27
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Aye, but back in our day, we 'ad it tough...they wore stiletto heels.
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Old 14th Nov 2019, 18:59
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Walter, before he was a Sir, did not want to get his cloak muddy had to improvise with some peasants
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Old 14th Nov 2019, 19:00
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Early trails of the Mulberry Harbour concept prove promising, now scale it up
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Old 14th Nov 2019, 19:02
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Showed this picture to my dog, he was devastated to find the puddle was off limits
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Old 14th Nov 2019, 19:04
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Boris later had the squaddies photoshopped out and his face superimposed to show he can walk on water, however a Brexit deal proved to be more difficult
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Old 14th Nov 2019, 19:08
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In Fishlake it was found to be cheaper to use the Army as sandbags when the local builders merchant cashed in on supply and demand
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Old 14th Nov 2019, 20:32
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"Give these lads some Viagra, my feet are still getting wet!"
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Old 14th Nov 2019, 21:58
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Russian Army version of a Beatles album cover?
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Old 14th Nov 2019, 22:11
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An army marches on its stomach.

As long as they are male stomachs . . . .
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Old 14th Nov 2019, 23:01
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"No, we can't manage showers but if they bunch together enough the water will be forced up their trousers and give them a good clean as it flows."
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Old 14th Nov 2019, 23:09
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Seeing who the pic was from...

Padre: "Try as I might, I can't baptise you properly."
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Old 15th Nov 2019, 01:24
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"And as their fart's all sound different, I find by stamping on their stomachs I can play yanky doodle dandy"
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Old 15th Nov 2019, 01:34
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"And we call this a pedestrian crossing"
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Old 15th Nov 2019, 05:38
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She was minding her own business crossing the Bridge when she came across Nutloose...The Sergeant was amazed she noticed.
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Old 15th Nov 2019, 05:39
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Doris, enjoyed the crossing, but found the tiny speed bumps a little pointless...
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Old 15th Nov 2019, 05:40
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The Colonel thought that it might be an idea to recruit more Zebras.
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Old 15th Nov 2019, 07:32
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I thought I was joining the Light Infantry not the Tight Inventory...
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Old 15th Nov 2019, 11:36
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Why it does not pay to have the surname "Bailey" in the army.
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Old 15th Nov 2019, 11:38
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Sometimes you can be lucky. 2nd Platoon was the layer under them.
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