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Old 22nd Oct 2019, 07:46
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John Bercow is strapped into the new Speaker's chair, undergoing stability trials atop a large pile of old wood in Lewes...
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Old 22nd Oct 2019, 08:44
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Prince Harry on a solo tour announces he has just had the best yank ever.
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Old 22nd Oct 2019, 08:50
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Jeremy Corbyn reveals he has replaced Diana Abbott in his bath with a manhole cover to save water and although not as dense, it is more interesting to talk too.
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Old 22nd Oct 2019, 10:07
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Donald Trump denies ever being a friend of ...(fill in your choice of name) and Andy denies it too.
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Old 22nd Oct 2019, 23:01
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Just back from Football and no sign of Andy. Time to call Open House?
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Old 23rd Oct 2019, 00:12
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I dropped Andy a PM on Monday but he seems to be incomPPRuNecado just now - have you got one Kiltrash?
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Old 23rd Oct 2019, 06:49
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If it's OK with the others will pop one up in a jiffy
Andy last call where are you ? Please
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Old 23rd Oct 2019, 07:44
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Ok May I offer up for a max 60 hour consideration


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Old 23rd Oct 2019, 08:00
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The Mike Ramsden/Roger Bacon Memorial Caption...

"Bit late on zer round out Von Hoskins..."
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Old 23rd Oct 2019, 08:04
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Sir, parking on this lawn is strictly prohibited. If you do not move your... your... thing in this very instance, I am afraid I may have to fine you for it.
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Old 23rd Oct 2019, 08:58
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Old 23rd Oct 2019, 09:40
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Damned Englanders. In Germany the scene of accident report would have photographs, not drawings, and we'd be in the mess by now with a stiff drink.
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Old 23rd Oct 2019, 10:30
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Not a caption.. Many apologies chaps, been away and off the grid for a couple of days and look what happens...


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Old 23rd Oct 2019, 10:31
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"Well you did say to just Stuka feature in the middle of the lawn....."
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Old 23rd Oct 2019, 11:51
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No Officer, we are not Germans...what gives you that idea!
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Old 23rd Oct 2019, 12:32
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I don't care if you are having a 'Condor Moment' - you can't leave it here!
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Old 23rd Oct 2019, 13:21
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What do you mean Sarge 'we got a pair of fokkers'?
..I can only see one and its definitely a Junkers!
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Old 23rd Oct 2019, 14:34
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"This all looks a bit sketchy."
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Old 23rd Oct 2019, 14:36
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"I've been sent by the RAF, they are having budget issues at the moment and have asked me to ask you if they could have their bullets back please"
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Old 23rd Oct 2019, 14:37
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"So Hess, did Hitler have his arm this high?"
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