Caption competition

[NutLoose]

"Don't worry Buster., with that suppository now in place, you are now a dammed Buster"






...

[Penny Washers]

Jeremy Corbyn, trying everything he can to impress Extinction Rebellion, has ditched his motor transport and has chosen a carbon neutral means of getting back to Westminster so he can join all the other looneys there.

He tried to pinch Diane Abbott's bike, but unfortunately did not notice that she had removed the saddle to stop him. Hence his agonised expression.

[c52]

"Constable, look at his face. Look at his eyes. It's plain he's telling the truth when he says he's Michael Gove."

[c52]

"And when we succeed in making the two officers invisible, the world long jump record will be ours for the taking, and not an illegal drug in sight."

[c52]

"You're not under arrest, Mr Rees-Mogg, but your nanny says you're late for your posture lesson."

[Kiltrash]

Only later at the station was it discovered the protestor was actually Prince Harry* protesting about people with high Carbon Footprint
* Substitute your own preferred high air mile Celebrity

[racedo]

Lady on right "11 months in London, finally get a date, he turns up and the clown gets arrested by Police."

[racedo]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh. Shouldn't have worn those skinny jeans. My nuts are dead.

[Kiltrash]

Yes Sarge we found him in the under crypt at the Commons surrounded by a load of barrels, says his name is Guy Corbyn....

[Buster Hyman]

When asked for a statement, the Mime had nothing to say...

[Kiltrash]

After a particularly hard thumping 9-0 by Liverpool Ole declines a disguise while being escorted out of the ground

[Kiltrash]

We are taking you to Tower Bridge to teach you the error of your ways, greasing yourself to make arrest more difficult.

[Wensleydale]

"The Cells? No Sarge, we're taking it to the RSPCA."

[Kiltrash]

If ever you are approached by a strange man run to find a Policeman they said, don't think they envisaged this

[Kiltrash]

Nutty was never the same having caught a glimpse of Diana Abbott and Jeremy Corbyn sharing a bath to save water

[NutLoose]

That's the last time he volunteers to take his turn in the barrel.

[Kiltrash]

PC's Smith and Jones regreted not arresting Lady Godiva at the time and making do with the loony to keep up the arrest rate

[Kiltrash]

But Officer I really DO have a solution to #Brexit that suits all parties, Leave, Remain, Ulster, ROI, SNP, Tory, Labour, France, Germany, Brussels, and all the TV pundits….and I am working on Extinction Rebellion as well.

[treadigraph]

OK, having overslept on it (have you seen the weather this morning?) and deliberated further over my cornflakes:

Runner up with his milk-curdling vision of absolute horror is Kiltrash:

"Nutty was never the same having caught a glimpse of Diana Abbott and Jeremy Corbyn sharing a bath to save water"

But this week's winner is Andytug:

"Oops, left the safety catch off on my Tazer......"

Well done, CST is en-route to Southport by environmentally sound transport so it'll probably be with you around New Year's Eve...


Mine might have been "You'll never guess what he was doing when the wind changed!"

[Kiltrash]

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Charles in Tokyo has idea for his Coronation, however HMTQ says not yet sonny