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Old 16th Oct 2019, 11:42
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Trooping the Colour 1946 had it not been for 'The Few'
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Old 16th Oct 2019, 11:53
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Dammit, Hess! Zat's ze fourth taxi zat has gone past without schtopping. Ve must schtart our own taxi business, and call it Über Alles.
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Old 16th Oct 2019, 12:02
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash View Post
Nutty, drop Shy a note as we have not see him /her for a few days. Does seem to have more of a fair share of device issues. If no response call it in 24 hrs?
not a unpopular picture though
Will do, it's always a bit of a balancing act with pics that appear to go down well, do you leave it longer and risk boring people or do you call it, I will give Shy a shout to see what he wants to do. Hitler popular, there is a first.
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Old 16th Oct 2019, 12:07
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Old 16th Oct 2019, 12:14
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"Zer Master race, blonde haired, blue eyed, Aryan stock...…. ja.. ja..... ok.....none of us leaders are...…. but vot has zat to do viff anything?""
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Old 16th Oct 2019, 13:06
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Ok Scoring tomorrow evening...…

Last orders Ladies and Gentlemen.
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Old 16th Oct 2019, 14:45
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What? Hitler? Thought he was Mrs Thatchers dad...

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Old 16th Oct 2019, 16:31
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This is my buckle, where is yours mein herr?
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Old 17th Oct 2019, 02:15
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After his unfortunate experience when playing leapfrog with Ernst Rhom, Adolph changed the rules.
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Old 17th Oct 2019, 09:52
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So what did Herr Hitler have in his pocket, Poland, France, Belgium and Netherlands. Oh and some Alka Seltzer as he could not stomach Russia.
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Old 17th Oct 2019, 09:54
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Eva....is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me..... hat coat door
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Old 17th Oct 2019, 10:04
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I want all the Hitler Youth to parade in leather Lederhosen,
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Old 17th Oct 2019, 11:22
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Hitler's verdict on JoJo Rabbit... half an arm raise!
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Old 17th Oct 2019, 15:31
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Damm German Shepherds are too strong
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Old 17th Oct 2019, 21:24
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Wtf I posted the results earlier on, where have they gone? I need to check the other pc as they have disappeared which mean results in the morning.
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Old 18th Oct 2019, 07:38
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Vell done Hess, your mission to prevent Nutty selecting a winning caption that ridiculed your Fuhrer has been successful!

But mein Fuhrer, ALL the entries ridiculed you...

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Old 18th Oct 2019, 09:25
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Hitler offers Nutty 10 Reichsmarks for the meter
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Old 18th Oct 2019, 10:41
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In an effort to silence the opposition Hitler instructs the SS to remove Nutty's ip address
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Old 18th Oct 2019, 10:45
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Not a caption: (P.S. I'm now back home and on ze PC).
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Old 18th Oct 2019, 12:09
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Actung,,,,,,, Zer results part zwie

Eins
Tredi mit

She's a little Scots woman, about so high, looks like wee Jimmy Krankie. Gott in Himmel, ONE OF YOU must know where she is!!!! Ah for God's Sake, Hess, take a 110, go find her. Ach, mein ulcers!
AND..
Yes, I get that you know all zer words to "Springtime for Hitler" but Zer Producers is mein most very super favourite film and if you don't leaf right now, I will haff you SHOT!

Zwie

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The Fuhrer indicates that it was four runs, but all eyes are on Section Officer Harvey, who was streaking on the pitch.

Drie

C52 mit

Catching the Bus Customers are requested to arrive at the bus stop at least five minutes before the bus is due and give a clear hand signal to the driver to stop the bus. Nearly all the stops we serve are "request stops", so you must signal or the bus might not stop.

Zat ist all...........
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