Six notable entries in my judgement, but only one winner, and that is of course
Pres Trump,
Pres Putin,
and Boris himself
but in the world the rest of us inhabit, I am torn between Shytorque's "Yes, I dictate into this end and what comes out the other becomes my written speeches!"
and Ascend Charlie's "Look, if I held her legs apart like this, I wouldn't have a spare hand to run up her thigh, so the story is absolute bull!"
A random number generator on my laptop gives the prize to Shytorque. The CST, newly mounted on a golden calf, is storming towards you with a crazed politician clinging to its horns.