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Old 5th Jul 2008, 05:53
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Bellow from the SWO - "That man there! You man! Get that chain tightened before you fall orf and look an even bigger tw@t"
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Old 5th Jul 2008, 19:48
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The Boss had ruled that wearing the g-suit was MANDATORY for all rides!
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Old 5th Jul 2008, 20:46
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Plenty to make the judge chuckle. Last entries must be in by 19.59 tomorrow.
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Old 5th Jul 2008, 20:57
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The new crew transport will never catch on in the AT world. There's no where for the butty boxes or the DFs and........
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Old 5th Jul 2008, 23:24
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RaRaRA another asshole on a bike , pick a better picture next time that other people apart from trade group pilot can join in , cheers
 
Old 6th Jul 2008, 05:47
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Here's one just for you, Keepittidy. No-one else is allowed to play!



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Old 6th Jul 2008, 12:26
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The snap shot that proved OC Admin had been dressing up in kit pinched from the crewroom.
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Old 6th Jul 2008, 21:05
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And the winner tonight is:

ShyTorque

with "MOD has recently mandated that all crews make considerable effort to reduce the carbon footprint of the fast jet fleet"....

Well done Bloggs, only another ten of those and you can have a Tesco coupon worth one second in reheat....."

Take it over, ST
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Old 7th Jul 2008, 11:31
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Old 7th Jul 2008, 11:46
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Early trials to remove grease from the underside of tanks looked promising
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Old 7th Jul 2008, 11:50
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Right, how many of you b@stards wanna complain about 'marching up and down the square' now?!
 
Old 7th Jul 2008, 11:52
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The platoon had yet to realise that one of them was going the wrong way.........
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Old 7th Jul 2008, 12:25
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The following morning the committee chairman was forced to resign following a unanimous vote of no confidence in his escape tunnel design.
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Old 7th Jul 2008, 12:25
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For keepittidy

Oh dear, does that mean my caption was invalid but at least I used my imagination albeit limited.
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Old 7th Jul 2008, 12:32
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The order for George Bush to report to Fort Bragg for retraining had gone to the whole of the US Army by mistake.
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Old 7th Jul 2008, 12:58
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If you fart just once more.....
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Old 7th Jul 2008, 14:03
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you paid for 69 and 69 is what your going to get
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Old 7th Jul 2008, 14:48
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For the Jetblasters amongst us:

So, if the troops crawl at exactly the opposite speed to the tank will it take off?
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Old 7th Jul 2008, 15:00
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Trials found that infiltrating a country with troops disguised as the white line in the middle of the road only really worked if they wore arctic combats.




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Cunningham Platoon demonstrate their night time battlefield role
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