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Old 6th Jan 2019, 07:36
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CO "OK, first things first - you do realise it is a g SUIT you are supposed to wear?"
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Old 6th Jan 2019, 07:42
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"So you think it's funny turning up on your first day at OCU looking like that? Get that hair cut."
"Next..."
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Old 6th Jan 2019, 07:49
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"why does Captain Hoskins want us to turn round and do the Runway Search on our knees
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Join the Air Force they said, See the World they said, build new friends and relations they said, I understand but I cant get Snapchat at 30000 feet so I'm quitting. (Other Social Media APPs are available)
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As a Snowflake I am off to the Army, said the Pilot..... Here let me help you whinger said the Nav
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Old 6th Jan 2019, 08:30
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Military Intelligence suggests that, because the Taliban are highly moral their own terms, female personnel dressed like this will be safe from capture.
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Old 6th Jan 2019, 08:43
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I reckon it would be a fair bet that they are members of the Brazilian Air Force.
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Old 6th Jan 2019, 09:06
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Lo! I have danced on silvered wings and touched....what?
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Old 6th Jan 2019, 09:07
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Corporal Punishment and Private Parts have finished cleaning the aircraft. Is there anything else that need a polish or a lick and a scrub?
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Old 6th Jan 2019, 09:08
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Two more Russian tourists to Salisbury find themselves lost on a military airfield....
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Old 6th Jan 2019, 10:24
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Are those flaps down?
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Old 6th Jan 2019, 10:35
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"I'm leaving, Doris. The standard has gone downhill since they stopped training navigators".
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Old 6th Jan 2019, 11:50
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The girls are shivering..... BRrrrrr...
They have left the plane... EXIT.
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Old 6th Jan 2019, 13:55
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The HSE Chappie that complained that Doris was seen on Dispersal without going "Hi Vis" was seen to be a Fool as the AOC saw it otherwise.
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Old 6th Jan 2019, 13:58
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Despite hearing shouts to the contrary, Ethyl was sure that she and Doris were not walking in front of a Sopwith Camel Foot.
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Old 6th Jan 2019, 14:02
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"You are most inappropriately attired for my squadron - now go get yourselves a decent pair of boots."
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Old 6th Jan 2019, 14:03
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If Carlsberg made aircrew.......
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Old 6th Jan 2019, 14:27
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Is that a Sidewinder in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
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Old 6th Jan 2019, 14:30
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Cor....look at the missiles on that
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Old 6th Jan 2019, 14:34
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Crew having been summoned to the CO' s office take action to take his mind off what he has to say following the low flying incident

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Old 6th Jan 2019, 14:37
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Why the suitcase? Well as a all female flight crew we have a few essentials in case we divert from home base
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Old 6th Jan 2019, 14:41
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A HUD? I thought it was a mirror. Wondered what all those numbers were for
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