Caption competition

[c52]

"Your laptop isn't broken: just press ctrl+alt+delete, or turn it off and on again."

[Kiltrash]

Here are the donations to your personal funds from the First Division football teams. Looks like CSKA will win the league again

[ivor toolbox]

And this is the British Armed Forces recruiting contract our Capitaski agency got, its working just as badly as you'd hoped.

Ttfn

[c52]

"And here you see you are the ultimate owner of all of Britain's railways. You can click on anything on this map, and it'll break in real life."

[ivor toolbox]

Let's see Mr Putin, a new toy submarine because you broke your last one and it ended up as the subject of a caption competition on Pprune?

Ttfn

[c52]

"In this fantasy game, Ekranoplans are winning a war for you."

[Dan Gerous]

F****** great, an educational toy. I wanted a Crimea Barbie!

[Kiltrash]

I promise you I will find out who booby trapped the Nuclear briefcase with a tin of squirty cream

[Wensleydale]

It is another fairy story book to inspire your agents on how to lie on TV.

[andrewmcharlton]

"Sit on my knee and make a Christmas Wish..."

"...don't send me to that Gulag again or make me dress up like this Mr President?"

[NutLoose]

"yes, this is the brexit agreement, but careful the hinges are not very good and it may fall apart"

[NutLoose]

"Dah, and here are the images, Trump called it sleeping with a porn star and a relationship, but ve call it prostitution, moneys for sex, just because you are rich it does not change vat it vaz"

[Ascend Charlie]

"Vlad, I like these pictures of Stormy Daniels and her 2 friends! Ho, ho, ho!"

[Kiltrash]

Santa swots up on his lines for his guest appearance on the Christmas Day edition of Coronation Street

[Wensleydale]

Is Santa Claus Russian?

Well he needs to shift a bit on Christmas Eve!

[Buster Hyman]

I think this one's had a good run. Lets get a couple more in before Christmas.

Third with the 'Bleedin' obvious award' it's Wensleydale with

No - it definitely says "naughty".

Second with the 'Topical & probably true' award, it's Dan Gerous with;

Donald would love this, does it come in gold?

But in first place, with a genuine larf out loud moment for me & the honour of holding the (D)CST....

kiltrash with;

I promise you I will find out who booby trapped the Nuclear briefcase with a tin of squirty cream

[Hydromet]

Well done, Kiltrash, a worthy winner that had me laughing.

[Kiltrash]

Many Thanks
Please may I submit this one from Lincs FM a few weeks ago that should get a airing

Lincs if you are still with us please judge,otherwise I will judge on Thursday noon for the weekend

In deference to the soon to be withdrawn I give you

[cavuman1]

Sadly, due to a lack of sufficient funding for their ambitious project, the Bloodhound SSC team was forced to rethink the design parameters of their supersonic craft. The test track seemed a little too short as well.

- Ed

[Ascend Charlie]

Uber's first version of a flying car, still has a few teething problems