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Old 15th Nov 2018, 07:45
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Good morning, gentlemen. I took advantage of the day's silence here to pop into the cyber-crewroom and give it a good clean. Danny's mug is safely in the display cabinet alongside the replica Coffman-Starter Trophy, which brings me to the latest offering for your delectation. Have at it, Sirs.


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Old 15th Nov 2018, 07:50
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People who live in glass houses shouldn't.......................
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Old 15th Nov 2018, 09:22
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"So Nav, what you are telling me is that we must be on course because you are using that little glowing green light out off the starboard wing as your reference."
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Old 15th Nov 2018, 09:49
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"I reckon we should keep this old movie cockpit prop for my grandson, George Lucas, I'm sure he could do something with it."
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Old 15th Nov 2018, 10:37
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What's that goat doing in a cloudbank?
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Old 15th Nov 2018, 10:40
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"If Ve fly around long enough zen ve vill zee Zection Officier Harvey in her skimpies"!
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Old 15th Nov 2018, 10:48
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"Keep your eyes peeled for a Vultee Vengeance"
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Old 15th Nov 2018, 10:50
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Hell of a crosswind eh Skipper? Runway in sight...
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Old 15th Nov 2018, 10:52
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To be honest, I thought the Tie Fighter would be a little more flash on the inside...
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Old 15th Nov 2018, 10:52
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Where's that Fokker?
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Old 15th Nov 2018, 10:53
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Hang on...if that's Ark Royal over there, what have we landed on?
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Old 15th Nov 2018, 10:59
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"So we do this beautiful Chiffon, we can do it in either Luftwaffe grey or Wermacht green, so all we need now is a decision, do you want curtains or blinds and have we decided on a pelmet or not?",
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Old 15th Nov 2018, 11:05
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"I cannot believe you talked Hans into crawling out onto ze ving to warm ze pies on ze exhaust"
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Old 15th Nov 2018, 11:08
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"I cannot understand ze need to Bomb ze Irish, if ve vait another 75 years ze Britishers vill hand over ze country to us"
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Old 15th Nov 2018, 11:13
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"That must be Danny Boy ve heard on the radio saying goodbye, he is climbing like a love sick angel, Godspeed mein friend"
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Old 15th Nov 2018, 11:43
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Did you remember to bring the wet Celery?
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Old 15th Nov 2018, 13:53
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I Spy mit my little eye, something beginning with "S".

Spitfire?
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Old 15th Nov 2018, 15:33
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"So that ist two big Macs, von without zer pickle, pomfrittes und ein cola..."
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Old 15th Nov 2018, 17:53
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(From the right side) "CUT! Cut! Cut! OK, Chewbacca, get into the copilot seat, and see if you can do a better job!"
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Old 15th Nov 2018, 18:11
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Ok Herr Hess welcome to Scotland on your secret mission to negotiate our surrender....What could possibly go wrong
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Radio Berlin. Sighted Norseman over the the Channel and shot down same.... Glory to the Fatherland
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Pilot to Radio op. Please shut up the Vera Lynn song about Bluebirds
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Message fron Berlin...Berlin? What is it...A big city that is our capital. But that's not imprtant right now
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That's the Ark of the Covenant loaded.... Who is that out there trying to get in? ..
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