Mr Spock you have the con, I am popping down to see Nurse Chapple. I have a itch that needs scratching
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So Gene that idea you have to boldly go where no man has gone before has legs but I think the idea of traveling faster than a man with a red flag needs some work
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Mr Martin, Mr Baker, I know you have this crazy idea about getting out of a airship in an emergency, but please bring back the comfy chairs.