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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 14:15
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The bridge of the RNís new aircraft carrier reflected the compromises necessary to meet the assigned budget
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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 14:17
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Thank god they legalized Cannabis, now I can smoke !
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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 14:19
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is that a goat.......
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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 14:25
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The cockpit assessment scored extra points for the surfeit of wine bottle storage slots
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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 14:30
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Tower, this is Maverick, permission to float past
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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 14:42
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Are you still using the forward relief tube ? I need to go too !!
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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 14:51
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Are you still using the forward relief tube ? I need to go too !!
You can't. It'll make us too buoyant, and we won't be able to get back down. You'll just have to cross your legs until we land...
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"You're correct! It is a Jaguar that you are overtaking!"
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"We thought it unlucky to give her a name, so we are just going to stick with R101"
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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 15:08
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No senior brass allowed....this is a lighter-than-air ship and not a hot air thing.
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The lack of privacy, just one shower-head and 3 pull-to-flush bog-chains were indicative of a Ministry of Bathrooms Committee’s contibution.
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ďAnd WHO has been doodling on the windows? Donít you know thereís a Global chinagraph lead ahortage?Ē
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“Who is this Major Tom, and what is Ground Control?”

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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 16:53
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"Message from the purser in first class Sir, could you please pull the chain for no3 toilet,"
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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 16:59
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" And remember chaps, ze pee tube on zee vall is ze smallest von ve do, ven hand ze old girl over to ze Englanders"
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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 17:45
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If I am reading the signals correctly the Hindenburg is challenging us to a race, once round the world for the cup
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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 17:48
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Look the compass has gone haywire, either we are near the Bermuda Triangle or the passengers have not put their carrier pigeons into Flight Mode.
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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 17:58
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The advent of the silent airship meant there was a need for additional officers and binoculars to spot for females sunbathing topless in their own gardens from being seen by the passengers.
Nutty and Buster were so enlisted
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"I think we should valve gas, Captain " .... "I already have !"
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Orders from Operations, We are to return immediately to Berlin, it is believed that Indiana Jones is on board
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