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Old 27th Sep 2018, 19:16
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I just with they would invent the airbag
or
Well done sir we have NEVER had so many bullet holes to repair before in one aircraft. Next time do the honorable thing and ditch it beside the carrier ....Saves us a lot of effort.
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Old 28th Sep 2018, 04:34
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Alright everybody, some stellar entries....but its time to pick a winner:

honourable mentions to:

MPN11 (I would luv to be a fly on the wall for the other .4%)!
Debrief time:
So how do you think that trip went?
99.6% was just perfect, Sir!

Danny42c with
"The Flagship's making a signal, Sir - 'G-O-O-D' ......... 'G-O-D' !"

so onto the business end, in 2nd:

Traffic-is-er-was with:

Why leave the flaps down? It gives me somewhere to sit while waiting for the ladder.

BUT IN 1ST AND THE WINNER WITH THIS CORKER:

KILTRASH with:

At the subsequent hats on no biscuits or tea meeting the captain did suggest I was not suitable for Naval aircrew and suggested Navigator was more in my line.....In a B17 over Europe

.........Over to you Kiltrash 👍
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Old 28th Sep 2018, 05:54
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Many thanks and I am honoured to accept the nomination as custodian of the CST
I am currently travelling to Paris for the Ryder Cup and will look to selecting a picture this afternoon
thanks K
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Old 28th Sep 2018, 11:04
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Presuming the Ryder Cup is to be brought back to the UK are you?
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Old 28th Sep 2018, 15:00
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Bonjour from Le Golf National, found some Wi Fi so here goes .Don'
t think we have been here before so...
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Old 28th Sep 2018, 15:07
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Monique's offer of an Around the World experience took on a whole new definition!
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Old 28th Sep 2018, 17:06
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She vaguely pointed the camera towards Earth, hoping to get a photo of her garden.
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Old 28th Sep 2018, 17:07
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Julia’s modified B-29 performed better than expected.
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Old 28th Sep 2018, 17:32
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The charges for spying have been dropped as the defendant was not actually on the planet when the images were taken.........however a retrial under Klingon law is due early next year.....
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Old 28th Sep 2018, 17:40
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Originally Posted by MPN11 View Post
Julia’s modified B-29 performed better than expected.
Beat me to it!

Conservative Campaign Headquarters' ambitious plan to catch Jezza Corbyn with his pants down looked like paying dividends...
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Old 28th Sep 2018, 18:26
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"Watch the Birdie !"
 
Old 28th Sep 2018, 18:32
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It might have cost $150bn but there's still nowhere to plug in a hair drier!
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Old 28th Sep 2018, 19:26
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Angel Please...

... Don't press that bu....

- Ed
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Old 28th Sep 2018, 19:36
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"Wow, the earth finally moved!"
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Old 28th Sep 2018, 19:49
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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And she grabs a Moonshot as she nears the ISS
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Old 28th Sep 2018, 19:52
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"In Space, nobody needs a bra."
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Old 28th Sep 2018, 19:53
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"Does my bum look big in this?"
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Old 28th Sep 2018, 20:54
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God, this is so boring. I hate having to come all the way up here just to plug in and charge my mobile.
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Old 28th Sep 2018, 22:42
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"Hey Dave, I can see your house from here!"
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Old 28th Sep 2018, 22:53
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When their main satellite failed, Google Earth had to resort to manual mode.
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