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"He says do we want a race up this valley, there will be some chaps at the other end to see who wins, I say.... It would be an insult to the Regiment if we don't accept the blaggards wager, I'll get the chaps and we will show him what a light brigade can do at full charge, we'll give him a run for his money"
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"I say, Murgatroyd! Soon they shall have Sopwiths and we shall have Camels too!"
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Those magnificent men in their flying machines!
They go up-tiddly-up-up, they go down-tiddly-down-down!
They enchant all the ladies and steal all the scenes,
With their up-tiddly-up and their down-tiddly-down!
Up, down, flying around,
Looping the loop and defying the ground!
They're all frightfully keen -
Those magnificent men in their flying machines!
Gratuitous Shot Of Thomas Terry Hoar-Stevens
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Those magnificent men in their flying machines!
They go up-tiddly-up-up, they go down-tiddly-down-down!
They enchant all the ladies and steal all the scenes,
With their up-tiddly-up and their down-tiddly-down!
Up, down, flying around,
Looping the loop and defying the ground!
They're all frightfully keen -
Those magnificent men in their flying machines!
Gratuitous Shot Of Thomas Terry Hoar-Stevens
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Recently discovered copy of the 1904 Cristmass edition of Top Gear shows Hammond May and Clarkson being tasked by the producers to make a flying car for less that £3.....Subtitles show Jeremy saying 'How hard can it be'?
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Having produced a flying car for less than £3 Jeremy says ' and with that it's back to the studio
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Having produced a flying car for less than £3 Jeremy says ' and with that it's back to the studio
Sir, it looks like some kind of illusion.
I'm afraid not Hoskins, it'll be another 30 years or so before he builds any aircraft.
I'm afraid not Hoskins, it'll be another 30 years or so before he builds any aircraft.
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"It looks like the weather vane has broken orf again"
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" I say, seconds, is that the chap I challenged to a military duel, rather unsporting what"
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"He says he is looking for a Shergar... Bloody foreigners"
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"If it is a right flyer as you say, why is it coming from the bloody left?"
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"Bloody Royal Navy, Bloody Royal Flying Corp, what's with all this Royal nonsense"
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"Pilots compliments Sir, he says our camoflague is first rate, however, he could smell us pongoes passing Salisbury.
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"I tell you what, you wouldn't get me up in one, my breeches would be Alcock and Brown"
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"They say they are going to let women fly them, damned uncomfortable flying side saddle if you ask me...what!"
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"He said he burnt the fabric orf the back trying to heat his pie on the stove"
In the years between WW3 and WW4 despite the Moscow Convention Germany starts to build fighter planes. What's been before will come round again
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