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Old 14th Feb 2008, 17:48
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That flippin' dolphin has just shot me in the eye with a bootlace.
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Old 14th Feb 2008, 19:10
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Jeremy Beadle Re-incarnated hosts the latest you've been framed
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Old 14th Feb 2008, 19:41
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Dolphin: "what the hell does up-skirts mean?"
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Old 14th Feb 2008, 23:08
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"Oh, for crying out loud, No. 2! I said sharks with friggin' lasers!"
 
Old 14th Feb 2008, 23:30
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Me show you good time blitish sailor, you safe, me no film.
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Old 14th Feb 2008, 23:33
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If they are so F***ing intelligent - why would one strap half a roller skate to its fin - in the sea????
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Old 14th Feb 2008, 23:53
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The research branch completely misinterpreted the request that they develop a "Maritime Reconnaissance Pod"
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Old 15th Feb 2008, 07:31
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Trials of a possible new replacement for OM-15 revealed that although it worked well, the vapour had pronounced psychoactive side-effects. One trials subject reported persistent aquatic hallucinations.
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Old 15th Feb 2008, 07:41
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So long...and thanks for all the fish.
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Old 15th Feb 2008, 10:21
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Thats rights Flipper, you get a good shot of me falling in and we get £250 pound from You've been framed..
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Old 15th Feb 2008, 11:21
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See any Tuna Willy, I am sick of stuffing these MRE's
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Old 15th Feb 2008, 18:46
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Flipper's attempt to become a flying fish went pear shaped when he noticed he'd lost his port engine.
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Old 15th Feb 2008, 22:58
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It's my I-Pod now, sailor boy
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Old 16th Feb 2008, 06:46
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I keel you.
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Old 16th Feb 2008, 07:03
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No, of course it's not recording. That red light's always on.


The military knew there was something fishy going on when the jihadist website statement announced new footage of recently fin-nished operations.
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Old 16th Feb 2008, 10:06
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Gordon Brown displayed his latest fund raising kit, a speed camera for ships.
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Old 16th Feb 2008, 17:32
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...'and me flippin camera's stopped workin'
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Old 17th Feb 2008, 14:55
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Some excellent captions.

But BrickHistory wins it with.

"Oh, for crying out loud, No. 2! I said sharks with friggin' lasers!"
To be honest I was hopeing that someone would come up with an Austin Powers quote for this one.
 
Old 21st Feb 2008, 09:07
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Ok Brick doesn't want to play so could one of you peeps start this ball rolling again please?

Free floor.
 
Old 21st Feb 2008, 09:13
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How about this?

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