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Old 5th Aug 2018, 11:39
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"No....he does not know where he is.....do you know where I am?".
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Old 5th Aug 2018, 14:11
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"♫.. Sarge - he's making eyes at me ! ..♫"

(dates me a bit !)
 
Old 5th Aug 2018, 14:18
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He says he was not even born on Bloody Sunday
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Old 5th Aug 2018, 14:34
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He wants to report a robbery ...was here to guard the Coffman Starter Trophy but it was lost in transit from Big Pistons to Nutloose..... . Please can you send Pickles the dog. ?
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Old 5th Aug 2018, 16:01
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"OK, soldier - I accept that Paras are harder than policemen. You really didn't have to shoot your own willy off just to prove it!"
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Old 5th Aug 2018, 19:21
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Originally Posted by Danny42C View Post
"♫.. Sarge - he's making eyes at me ! ..♫"

(dates me a bit !)
<applause> Yes, it’s a generation thing!
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Old 5th Aug 2018, 21:28
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash View Post
He wants to report a robbery ...was here to guard the Coffman Starter Trophy but it was lost in transit from Big Pistons to Nutloose..... . Please can you send Pickles the dog. ?
Christ, I can even remember the dog too........ I must be getting old
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Old 6th Aug 2018, 02:29
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Sarge, young fella here wants to know where we got our butch caribiners from. I got a question too. What do we use them for?
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Old 6th Aug 2018, 09:02
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"What you need laddie is a little stubby aerial like this. It rubs against your face all day and the acne just clears up up within a week"

Last edited by SATCOS WHIPPING BOY; 6th Aug 2018 at 17:41. Reason: spelling
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Old 6th Aug 2018, 09:23
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He's just standing there, looking lost, and occasionally mumbling something about being a lumberjack.
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Old 6th Aug 2018, 09:45
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Last orders, scoring on the morrow


I know I can't enter be hey ho

"Hey Sarge, he wants somthing to put on his acne, all I have on me is my pile cream, do you think that will work?"
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Old 6th Aug 2018, 10:45
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Bloody old fashioned statemnt. ... if lost ask a Policeman....already been done to death

or

His mates left him tied up dressed like this on the roundabout in the town centre...something to do with a stag weekend
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Old 6th Aug 2018, 10:49
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Whisteling, crackling , whining noise over the Policeman's radio...Para thinks ...My dad said he had the same problems in the Falklands 34 years on no improvement.
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Old 6th Aug 2018, 12:30
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One branch of government talking to itself and ignoring other branches!
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Old 6th Aug 2018, 13:16
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" 'E sez 'e's all alone in an 'ard world, Sarge - can we 'elp 'im ?"
 
Old 6th Aug 2018, 14:08
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Old 6th Aug 2018, 14:29
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Sarge, missing vehicle report, can you ask the patrols to look out for an Alvis Supacat ATMP please? Got a young lad 'ere, can't remember where he parked it. It's got six wheels, a machine gun mounted on the back and... what was the reg again son?
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Old 6th Aug 2018, 15:34
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All stations, stand down. Reports of an “armed pair of shooters” outside the barracks may not be entirely correct..
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Old 6th Aug 2018, 17:17
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“Yeah, I jumped last weekend. She was a bit of a munter, but whatever ...”
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Old 7th Aug 2018, 00:42
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He said "Excuse me. Is this England?"
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