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Old 30th Jul 2018, 12:57
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Too close for Missiles...switching to FOD!
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Old 30th Jul 2018, 12:57
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I feel the need...for a Hipster action film...Top Bun.
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Old 30th Jul 2018, 12:58
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So...why does a guy called Maverick need a RIO?
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Old 30th Jul 2018, 13:00
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Guys, please! It's not true! I didn't really fly helos on my last assignment.. Aw, come on...
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Old 30th Jul 2018, 14:20
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( high squeaky voice)........ to have a word with Martin Baker.... can they loosen the crotch strap this time

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Tom is starring in Top Gun 1V as a UAV operator but still feels the need to doff the civvies and don a flying suit
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Old 30th Jul 2018, 19:42
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Wondering why did Iceman tell me to stand at the Guns aim convergence point of his plane and why is his APU running ?
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Old 30th Jul 2018, 19:57
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.... to ride a mountain bike. What's that thing over there?
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Old 30th Jul 2018, 21:12
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"****, can we do Top Gun with Hercs? Because we will never get Ice in that little thing"
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Old 30th Jul 2018, 21:51
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Yes I know I was thrown out of Fighter School....something to do with the Admirals Daughter.... but at least I got to keep the flying suit. Impresses the dames I meet

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Ha Ha lads very funny putting the pee tube in the wrong was round
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Old 31st Jul 2018, 11:01
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"One day I will fly in one of those.........right, were did I park the Cessna?"
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Old 31st Jul 2018, 11:48
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Oooh look, a Super Hornet....nah, I'm happy with rubber dog shlt!
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Old 31st Jul 2018, 12:57
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2/10

1) nerd is spelt N-E-R-D
2) nerds don't like to be felt.
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Old 31st Jul 2018, 13:02
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"Nah it's helicopters for me from now on - last time I flew jets I got the girl but she turned out to be gay!"
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Old 31st Jul 2018, 13:52
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“OK, that’s one for the family album. Thanks for helping, mate! Now to get this smelly kit off and get back to ATC ... “
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Old 31st Jul 2018, 15:20
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"Sh*t, I need my eyes testing again, sod reading the aircraft letter, the whole bloody aircraft is blurred"

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"What do you mean can I read the number plate on that aircraft..... what aircraft?"
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Old 31st Jul 2018, 15:21
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"He should have gone to Specsavers"
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Old 31st Jul 2018, 15:21
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How do I maintain a body like this at my age? I go to Pecksavers"
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Old 31st Jul 2018, 15:23
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"Noooo I'm not flying today, I just like to pose"
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Old 31st Jul 2018, 16:29
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Feel the Need ... to buy a Porsche.
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Old 31st Jul 2018, 16:59
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Gotta get my lines sorted... oh yes: "That's right, a navel gazer".
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