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Elon Musk’s latest venture into transporter beam technology still has a few bugs to work out.....
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“Hello, I’m Doctor Who.”
”In your dreams , buddy, and stop that perve look please.”
”In your dreams , buddy, and stop that perve look please.”
She thinks ....if he does not make a play soon I will have to down and see Scotty....things he can do with a warp core ...
he thinks....if she does not make a play soon I will have to go down and see that nurse Chappel...things she can do with her tricorder
he thinks....if she does not make a play soon I will have to go down and see that nurse Chappel...things she can do with her tricorder
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"I told you not to wear a Primark headband in the pool."
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Flossie was confused about the ATR button on the remote - was it for Atmospheric Temperature Regulator or was it Automatic Tampon Remover? George watched on intently...
If either of us notices a black patch spreading across the face of the other, it means we are turning into an octopus. There's nothing to worry about: these suits have provision for all our limbs.
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... and then, to his surprise, he noticed the bolt in the back of her neck.
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... not a caption ... Nice one, Buster 
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“I find it helps my navigation ... what is it again? Oh, yes, Port is Purple, Starboard is Strawberry.”
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"I had this nightmare last night, it was no longer 1999 but 2018 and we had elected Trump into power."
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"Yes the big black box witrh the multi coloured squares was brought out to replace the **** orf big watch which was superceded "
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"Bloody TV remote, all i keep getting is reruns of Terrahawks"
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Him: “I think Fred has been taking those pills again.”