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Old 4th Jul 2018, 18:30
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"I hear the Council's trying to get rid of you lot - never mind, there are plenty of fish in the sea, I'll teach you to dive for them !"
 
Old 4th Jul 2018, 19:17
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its not my fault we both have same squawk code. .. take it up with NATS
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Old 4th Jul 2018, 19:44
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"Are formation GCAs still allowed?"
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Old 5th Jul 2018, 04:22
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In the tradition of Commando comics:
"Achtung!......ein Seagull!!.........AAAGGGHHHH!!!"
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Old 5th Jul 2018, 05:26
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Right! Let's get the hell out of here!

Where are we going, sir?

Why don't you follow me and find out?



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Old 5th Jul 2018, 05:31
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The RAF front line assets practicing for the Sesquicentennial fly past........
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Old 5th Jul 2018, 10:47
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Last edited by Danny42C; 5th Jul 2018 at 13:59. Reason: Get your facts right, man !
 
Old 5th Jul 2018, 10:56
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Feathering number 2...
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Old 5th Jul 2018, 12:39
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Stay close, I’m diverting to Goose.
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Old 5th Jul 2018, 12:43
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“Is that photographer still following us?”
”Yes. Does my bum look big in this?”
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Old 5th Jul 2018, 15:33
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Did you here about Bertie? he went through a B752 engine (RB211) and was found in several pieces under the flight path to London Heathrow... But the screaming school kids were all safe on the ground

God Luve a Duck Algie you don't have to read the Daily Mail newspaper the chips come in...
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Old 5th Jul 2018, 16:14
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London Mil from Gull1... Reporting Gannet 1 does not respond to wing Waggle, Permission to arm air to air spit and attempt to bring him down ?
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Old 5th Jul 2018, 23:55
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J Livingston Seagull, having been charged with "Being in possession of a known ugly wife" comes up before The Beak.
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Old 6th Jul 2018, 08:43
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"That's good, now come left a bit, Calais is 10 miles ahead"
"OK, I see it now, you can hide"
(Conversation as infamous sea-BIRD makes a SOLO channel crossing)
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Old 6th Jul 2018, 14:57
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Quick Bertie let's flap down to Lyme Regis. I hear that during the hot weather we can get beer with the chips

(sozzled seagulls are baffling the RSPB)
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Old 6th Jul 2018, 16:13
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“Request pigeons to base.”
”Don’t be silly, just duck under the cloudbase.”
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Old 6th Jul 2018, 18:00
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"I'm sure the House will welcome the cost savings expected from awarding the so-called '''Red Air" contract to Attenborough-Packham Aerospace"...
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Old 6th Jul 2018, 21:42
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BTW it was a kill shot, i have proof direct hit left wing


Straffing run by Tony Taylor, on Flickr
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Old 6th Jul 2018, 22:25
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For future attempts at AAR, please note:
1) The hose thing on the left wing needs to hang straight back
2) The recipient flies behind the tanker
3) The recipient, not the tanker, has its beak wide open
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Old 6th Jul 2018, 22:58
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OK, some excellent entries this week but the jury went for Dan Gerous with:

Gannet, "How did you do that?"
Sea Gull, "You loosen your sphincter, let one rip, and the bad guy sails by. The humans call it Viffing".
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