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Old 8th Jun 2018, 11:10
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Old 8th Jun 2018, 11:33
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The Pilot may be drunk, but the helicopter is stoned!
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Old 8th Jun 2018, 11:49
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Yep, always cheaper to rent it.
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Old 8th Jun 2018, 11:52
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Ok Sweetheart, you finish your drink while I start her up for the trip home. Oh, by the way. Don't look up.
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Old 8th Jun 2018, 12:08
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Here's to you Mrs. Robinson!
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Old 8th Jun 2018, 12:09
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When I realised you were taking me up in an R44, I almost Kakadu'd my pants!
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Old 8th Jun 2018, 12:10
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*Not a caption.

The R44 is the only Helicopter I've ever flown in and I reckon I now know what it'd be like to fly on a Drone!
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Old 8th Jun 2018, 12:12
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"It's so womantic Wodger...what happens next my love?"
"I'll tell you next week!"
"Oh Wodger...not another cliff hanger?"
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Old 8th Jun 2018, 12:28
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"Oh those stones, no they are not to mark where to land, they mark where the last poor bugger crashed on take off."
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Old 8th Jun 2018, 15:07
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"One day this will be all yours????...... You're over reaching yourself there boyo, you can't even afford a set of doors for your helicopter"
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Old 8th Jun 2018, 15:09
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"That AA man swore he would only be 30 minutes"
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Old 8th Jun 2018, 15:11
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"No need, your flying vibrator sorted me out before we even got here"
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Old 8th Jun 2018, 15:13
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"When you said you had a treat for me and it involved shiny white stones, one was expecting diamonds"
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Old 8th Jun 2018, 15:19
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"How was I to know that the tide would be out"
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Old 8th Jun 2018, 15:20
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"One day this will be all yours????...... You're over reaching yourself there boyo, you can't even afford a set of doors for your helicopter"
"You weren't supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
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Old 8th Jun 2018, 16:33
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Hoskins explains to Mavis how far it is back to town by foot!
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Old 8th Jun 2018, 19:51
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Marlboro Country.

Did you bring the fags?

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Old 8th Jun 2018, 21:45
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Sure you turned the lights out?

or

Arn't you supposed to be herding those cattle?

or

Sorry i forgot the condoms

or

Look over there.... Is that a Malaysian B777....?? no that's a mirage
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Old 9th Jun 2018, 07:57
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Old 9th Jun 2018, 10:35
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" Plink, Plok , Ploooooiiiiink"
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