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Old 7th May 2018, 12:44
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"The Long Range Desert Group should be able to sort out Rommel !"
 
Old 7th May 2018, 12:52
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"I don't mind carrying this lot, but why stick this stupid thing on me 'ead ?"
 
Old 7th May 2018, 12:56
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Ring the Toyota garage, not what I had in mind for a courtesy car whilst the truck was in for a service
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Old 7th May 2018, 12:58
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"Whatever happens, we have got
The Gatling Gun - and they have Not !"

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Old 7th May 2018, 13:04
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"Abou Ben Bullcrap (may his tribe increase !)
Awoke one night from a dream of peace - "

zzzzzzzzz
And found it was all true !
 
Old 7th May 2018, 13:10
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"I say, Carruthers, this is a spiffing idea - the General will be pleased !"
 
Old 7th May 2018, 13:15
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"The FuzzyWuzzy Fusiliers were ripe for mechanisation, but we had to make do with Humphrey here !"
 
Old 7th May 2018, 16:03
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"B*gger this for MT," said Lawrence. "I'm joining the RAF". Little did he know about the Vauxhall Astra Estate diesel.
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Old 7th May 2018, 16:29
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its all Clarkson's fault the Top Gear team stole my Hi-Lux sahib...


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Old 7th May 2018, 17:32
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If one was lucky enough to be issued an attractive camel, then the position one assumed when firing the main armament could be rather pleasing. If the camel also happened to be female, one was considered doubly lucky.
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Old 7th May 2018, 17:39
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...

"Only when I bang my thumbs".
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Old 7th May 2018, 21:05
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"There's a piece of string tied to the end of my rifle and wraps round the telescope here, the lamp-stand there and the end of the gun mounted on the camel, and if we're going at 5 mph in zero wind I can sometimes get my hat from the camel's head onto my own without moving from this comfortable chair. And what's more, if we go backwards at the same speed, I can put it back on the camel's head."
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Old 7th May 2018, 22:31
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Putin was underwhelmed by his swearing in parade in Damascus.
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Old 8th May 2018, 05:45
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You require a Bactrian if you need a twin mounting.
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Old 8th May 2018, 05:48
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The RAF Regiment, chronically short funded as always, does it's best while on deployment.
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Old 8th May 2018, 10:10
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Originally Posted by gileraguy View Post
Bl$$dy sandcastle builders, dont they know there is a war on?
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Old 8th May 2018, 10:16
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The NRA take the Second Amendment to the logical conclusion in Utah
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Old 8th May 2018, 10:35
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Ahab the A-rab, with Clyde the Camel, looking for Fatima's tent. Luckily, Fatima suspected Ahab might not have good intentions when he said he wanted to get a shot away, and broke camp the night before.
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Old 8th May 2018, 10:40
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"Help! I am the victim of really bad photoshopping technique."
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Old 8th May 2018, 10:42
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"It's an up armoured female Camel, so we follow British and called it a snatch"
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