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Old 29th Apr 2018, 16:39
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“I hope they get round to judging soon ... my knees are killing me!”
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Old 29th Apr 2018, 21:54
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I can take a hint :-)
JUDGING TIME.

In joint third place with: "The General was disappointed. The last inflatable he'd ridden went down." - HYDROMET
and "Can anyone see our cox?" - SHYTORQUE

In (very close) second place with: "Cheer up "Ladies", it's probably not the first time and won't be the last time you have rubber smacking you in the face." - NUTLOOSE

and in first place with: "Why don't we just buy the b*st*rd a trampoline?" TREADIGRAPH

Thank you all for the comments, the CS Trophy is on its way to you along with a personalised RAF 100 window sticker. ;-)
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Old 29th Apr 2018, 22:08
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Oooerrr! Thanks SWB, totally unexpected!

Herewith one I think is new...

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Old 29th Apr 2018, 22:18
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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The Pink Panadas take a leaf from the Red Devils transport solution in WW2.
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Old 29th Apr 2018, 22:49
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So which bright spark intelligence officer advised us to take arctic uniforms to Afghanistan?
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Old 29th Apr 2018, 23:03
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"NO....... I said Rally the troops, not Raleigh"
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Old 29th Apr 2018, 23:06
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"That'll be Jones, he's renowned back at Camp Pendleton with the ladies for having a little chopper"
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Old 29th Apr 2018, 23:09
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"We came to stabilise your country, but forgot to bring the stabilisers along, so you will have to learn to ride it freestyle"
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Old 29th Apr 2018, 23:40
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It became increasingly harder for Lance to 'get his gear', so he had to shop in some dodgy places now.
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Old 30th Apr 2018, 04:56
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"Dear Leader, we are holding on to you not because you cannot ride a bike but because your legs are so powerful that you would leave the rest of the parade miles behind."
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Old 30th Apr 2018, 08:36
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"Why can't I have a rubber dinghy like the last bloke?"
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Old 30th Apr 2018, 08:39
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Private Chinstrap couldn't resist peddling it around town.
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Old 30th Apr 2018, 08:52
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'ere mister, give me my bike back or I will get the taliban on to you
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Old 30th Apr 2018, 08:55
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'ere mister, give me my bike back or I will get my Dad. he is boss of the Taliban here

(Yet another second attempt to post with us new system, and "quick" in quick reply is a huge exaggeration)

now the original post has reappeared - what is going on
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Old 30th Apr 2018, 09:06
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We used to have a Bear that could ride a bike too. He was delicious.
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Old 30th Apr 2018, 10:07
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The army showed that they hadn't quite grasped the concept of the "Work Cycle" just yet.
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Old 30th Apr 2018, 10:14
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wot i wont to know why is he smiling......ah yes like in London to prevent theft the owner removes the saddle
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Old 30th Apr 2018, 10:32
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I think the gun needs harmonised.
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Old 30th Apr 2018, 10:55
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Old 30th Apr 2018, 12:01
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