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Old 3rd Apr 2018, 07:45
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It's no use chaps, I've looked half a dozen times. We're not on Harry's wedding invite list!
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Old 3rd Apr 2018, 07:47
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Originally Posted by charliegolf View Post
Deleted, due to being a dope!
Don't be so hard on yourself!
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Old 3rd Apr 2018, 07:49
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...and furthermore, Kommandant, your catering is a joke!
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How's that Lads?
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Old 3rd Apr 2018, 09:46
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Ok, whoever throws a six is CAS for the day
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Old 3rd Apr 2018, 10:02
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Senior Officer: "Excuse the interruption, gentlemen, but I think you'll find that V1 is exactly minus 37.3276 knots."
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Old 3rd Apr 2018, 10:13
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OK, who brought the light bulb?
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Old 3rd Apr 2018, 11:10
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Right, that's the layout for the M25 sorted. Pass me that ruler and I'll do HS2 as well. Then we can go the pub.
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Old 3rd Apr 2018, 12:22
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Right chaps, it's vitally important that the army don't get wind of this Top Secret plan, so do not mention it outside of this room. Never forget: "Walls have ears!"
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Old 3rd Apr 2018, 13:07
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Old 3rd Apr 2018, 16:01
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Following the MoD's cutbacks, only having one navigator per squadron didn't seem to make that much difference.
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Old 3rd Apr 2018, 16:06
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Gather round chaps! Now, I've had a bloody long and hard look at all these maps, and allowing for wind and the poor visibility outside, I think we are right about......here!
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Old 3rd Apr 2018, 16:37
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Right so Tomorrow is the annual Christmas Day truce football match against Jerry

I want you in a 4-3-1-2 formation ... OK.... and we are going out now to practice Penalties
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Old 3rd Apr 2018, 17:29
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“Right Smith, pick up the blower....Tango seven”!!..............

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Old 3rd Apr 2018, 18:19
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"Morning Nav, we have been going over your figures for the next raid and we cannot understand your fuel and time estimates to Dresden"

"Simple Sir, even without adding in a dogleg, flying direct on a course of 270 the place is a fair distance"


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Old 3rd Apr 2018, 21:17
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In the membership office of the Gentleman's club in Whitehall they decide not to allow Emily Pankhurst to join, after all we will never have a female Prime Minister....

or

Proof, if needed, that Men run the country
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Old 3rd Apr 2018, 21:25
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In a more serious vein,above was humor

The report here says that Hoskins has been a bit late on the roundout.. again....Report for no tea or biccies to the CO... dismissed
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Old 3rd Apr 2018, 23:00
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"So you think you have found Amelia Earhart, my dear chap, as a Navigator you would struggle to find Tesco's"
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Old 4th Apr 2018, 00:21
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Who ordered the fish curry?
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