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Old 5th Mar 2018, 08:07
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War Munitions Department have sent a regiment of small tanks to save on transport costs. and once they get here to give them 2 of these Blue Pills.... guaranteed to be bigger, stronger, longer lasting...so it says on the tin
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Old 5th Mar 2018, 09:57
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These Highland Sheep are a tough breed...
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Old 5th Mar 2018, 10:08
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They call it "Meals on Wheels" but we can't open the f**** things up!
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Old 5th Mar 2018, 10:13
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"Hotlocks or bolloxs, I can't make up my mind"
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Old 5th Mar 2018, 10:15
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"They're from Amazon, I put in a next day ammo delivery order"
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Old 5th Mar 2018, 11:41
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Say, would one of these be the Beagle 2?
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Old 5th Mar 2018, 13:42
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No, Sir - you hold the binoculars the other way round "

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Old 5th Mar 2018, 15:01
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"Hi Ho. Hi Ho. Its off to war we go".......
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Old 5th Mar 2018, 15:51
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"I dunno, I treated them to some oil in Normandy and they have been following me ever since"
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Old 5th Mar 2018, 15:52
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"So they will automatically mow this lawn?, that will never sell mate"
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Old 5th Mar 2018, 16:00
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(Bloke at the back to German PoW walking down the path) "Oi! Fritz! Getting your effing tanks off of my lawn!"
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Old 5th Mar 2018, 16:57
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"Now we've recovered the aircraft, Thunderbird 2 should be along shortly to pick them up."
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Old 5th Mar 2018, 17:50
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"I do not know what effect these will have on the enemy - but by Gad they frighten me !"

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Old 5th Mar 2018, 17:52
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"They're a special design to ferret out the Reds Under the Beds !"
 
Old 5th Mar 2018, 18:28
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What the hell do you mean "what are their names"? What are their fu... OK, Huey, Dewey and Louie, satisfied? Who do you think I am, Bruce Dern?

No, Sarge, Walt Disney!
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Old 5th Mar 2018, 18:31
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Front-line troops review the new mechanised stretcher-bearers.
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Old 5th Mar 2018, 19:09
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Bloke at the back.... Dunno Sarge but he says that if anything happens to him I have to say "Klaatu barada nikto" to them
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Old 5th Mar 2018, 20:55
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"The Colonel said they might be Trojan Horses, but they don't look like no horse what I ever seen!"
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Old 5th Mar 2018, 21:38
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Military spec. vacuum cleaners, as in "You're gonna Dy, son."
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Old 5th Mar 2018, 21:44
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You think you will sweep the board with that one Shy?
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